Funtime Freddy: FUCK THIS ISN'T FAIR
Toy Bonnie: Shit, I haven't even lost my virginity yet
Foxy: Haha bitches, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. Now die... Slowly... Painfully...
Bonnie: He won't stop SCREAMING
Toy Chica: Why is this happening today? I look so good today, ugh, fuck my life
Baby: BUT I'M NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Freddy: Live Streaming the whole thing
Mangle: Finally! Goddamn
Toy Freddy: But there's so much more stupid shit I wanted to do... Aw man
Funtime Foxy: Spending his last minutes eating
Chica: Sleeping through the whole thing
Ballora: Can't even hear it going on because she's listening to music with the volume turned all the way up