BasicallyLittleSatans Rants

Night 1- Random Rage

HEY HEY GUESS WHAT MY FUCK NUGGETS?? I'M GAY! HA haa ahhh... no No. Not really. No. I'M FUCKING ANGRY AND I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT BASED ON THIS FUCKING STORY TITLE AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE??

I SUCK AT WIRTING! WOW WHY THE FUCK DO I EVEN DO IT? I SHOULD STICK TO WHAT I KNOW--OH WAIT WHAT'S THAT? WRITING IS WHAT I KNOW?? WOOOOOW WELL THAT SUCKS. THAT SUCK MORE THAN I SUCK DAVID'S FUCKING DICK ALL NIGHT. THAT BASTARD TAKES FOR EVER TO CUM BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MY INSPIRATION IS LIKE. FOREVER WAITING AND NEVER SHOWING THE FUCK UP

GUESS WHAT ELSE? MY DEPRESSION CAME TO BITE ME IN ASS TODAY BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE BEING A BITCH AND FOR SOME REASON IT CAME WITH ANGER, PURE AND UTTER RAGE BECAUSE FUCK ME RIGHT? HAHA! LIFE SURE DOES LOVE TO FUCK EVERYONE THAT LIVES....fucking whore.

LIFE SUCKS, WE ALL KNOW THAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS MORE? FUCKING REPAVED ROADS! OH MY GOD I HATE THE GOD DAMN GOVERMENT BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY BEING SPOILED RICH BABIES STILL SUCKING ON THEIR MOMMY'S TITTIES BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO STRUGGLE LIKE THE REST OF US BECAUSE THEY'RE A BUNCH OF BITCHES! SPEAKING OF BITCHES--BACK TO THE PAVED GOD DAMN ROADS!

THESE FUCKING PEOPLE WASTE GOD DAMN TAX MONEY ON THESE STUPID ASS REPAVEMENTS THAT WE DON'T EVEN FUCKING NEED. AND THE PEOPLE WHO WORK ON THEM TAKE EONS TO DO THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE PAID BY THE DAY AND GUESS WHAT THEY GET PAID BY??? FUCKING TAXES!

I honestly don't know what these people are thinking, I'm thinking they're just bored because they're like: HERP DERP WE HAVE SO MUCH MONEY HEHEHEHEHEHE WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH IT?? OH I KNOW! Lets fucking repave every road that people use on the DAILY to make it look like we live in a nice large city with rich people and not FUCKING CRACK AND METHHEADS AND PEDOPHILES AROUND EVERY FUCKING CORNER! DON'T FORGET THE DRUG DEALERS BECAUSE THEY NEED TO MAKE DEALS ON NICE ROADS TOO AND OH NO LETS NOT FORGET THE PROSITUTES THAT SHOW UP EVERY NOW AND THEN BECAUSE WE'RE A NICE ASS TOWN---NOT!

WE'RE A FUCKING FOSIL WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE WE LIVE IN A RICH CITY WHEN WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING US OVER AGAIN AND TAKING 300 YEARS TO RE-DO ALL THE STREETS, LIGHTS, SIDE WALKS, MOMUMENTS, AND OTHER BULLSHIT WHEN YOU COULD OH I DON'T KNOW LETS ALL ACTUALLY CLEAN UP THIS SHITTY TOWN?? INSTEAD OF TRYING TO COVER IT UP WITH PAINT!

Its like when you see a giant hole in your wall and you try to find something to cover it up, but instead of using a poster or something to else to cover it--you just repaid the wall itself. Not the whole wall, no I mean JUST THE AREA AROUND THE FUCKING HOLE ACTING LIKE NO ONE IS GOING TO NOTICE THAT SHIT! WE KNOW ITS THERE JOHN STOP PRETENDING ITS A BLACK SMUDGE ON THE WALL WHEN WE KNOW YOU PUT YOUR FOOT THROUGH IT LIKE A DUMB ASS WHEN YOU WERE CRACKED OUT ON COCAINE! STOP LYING! I'M LOOKING AT YOU REBECCA. (Not real people)

I am so trash its not even funny. They have a dump named after me. Its called SATAN'S ASSHOLE BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE ALL MY SHIT COME FROM. BORROWED SHIT (Not really) BECAUSE I SUCK ASS, I SUCK COLD HARD ASS ON A DAILY LIKE HOW I SUCK DAVID'S HARD ERECTION EVERY NIGHT UNTIL I BITE IT OFF.

OH GUESS WHAT ELSE? I BIT OFF MY OWN DICK IN RAGE BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY AND WANTED TO EAT SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH I HAD FOOD IN THE GOD DAMN FRIDGE. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?? I took it out walked towards the table and SLAMMED THAT SHIT DOWN THE GARBAGE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM--GARBAGE, THEN I SET IT ON FIRE BECAUSE "GARBAGE FIRE"

LET ME RAGE ASSHOLE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING "God this person needs to chill." NO ASSHAT, I'VE BEEN HOLDING BACK RAGE FOR 21 FUCKING YEARS I NEED TO VENT IT OUT OR SOMEONE IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE IN TWO YEARS! YOU THINK I'M JOKING?? MY FAMILY HAS A HISTORY OF STABBING TENDENCIES I'M READY TO GO I WILL GUT ANYONE WHO PISSES ME OFF LIKE A FISH ON A FUCKING SKEWER!

"God this person is so edgy." EDGY?? FUCK NO! YOU WANT EDGY HERE'S EDGE: I just want to like burry my soul, crush it and stab myself in my eyes because life is nothing but pain and posers are just posers you know? Its like: why the fuck am I even living you know? There's no point to it all and Its just so heavy. I hate the world and the world hates me so why not set it on fire?

UgGHHHHHGGJHJGJHGJHGJHGJH CRINGE SHUT THE FUCK UP EDGE LORD YOU'RE 12 GET OVER IT MATE. (Making shit up. I'm just talking to fictional characters at this point) You know what I feel like? ......... Exactly. I don't. FUCKING. KNOW.

RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAGE MOTHER FUCKING RAGE I HATE SO MANY THINGS RIGHT NOW FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON!! MY NEIGHBOR'S SUCK AND ARE SUPER CREEPY I WANT TO BURRY THEM DEEP DOWN IN A PIT OF SNAKES AND WATCH THEIR BONES GET CRUSHED FROM THE GRIP OF THE SNAKES' BODIES!!! MY NEIGHBOR'S CHILDREN DON'T KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE OR RESPECT OTHERS AND ALWAYS GO ON OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY AND NOT THEIR OWN. THEY THROW TRASH ALL OVER THE AREA I LIVE IN AND BREAK EVERYONE'S SHIT LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL!

THEY WALK AROUND THE STREET AND FIGHT WITH OTHER DUMB ASS KIDS BECAUSE THEY THINK THEIR HOT SHIT AND I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE AND THEIR MOTHER IS A DUMB ASS BITCH WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT PARENTING AND IT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!!! AGHHHHH

I WANT TO BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSES WITH FUCKING COMBUSTABLE LEMONS AND TELL THEM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING DUMBASSES!! HOW THEIR SEED MANAGE TO REPRODUCE MORE DUMBASSERY I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!! I'M BECOMING A OLD PERSON AT THIS POINT BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW RAGE LIKE THIS UNTIL NOW BECAUSE OF THESE FUCKING PEOPLE!!!

PLEASE FUTURE GENERATION DO US A FAVOUR! IF YOU EVER HAVE CHILDREN MAKE THEM LEARN DISIPLINE FIRST THING BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE FUCKING ASSHOLE SHITTY CHILDREN LIKE THESE ONES I DEAL WITH EVERYDAY!! I WANT TO EXPLODE AND BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GOD DAMN GROUND!!!!

UGH! ....I feel like ripping my arms off at this point, there are so many things I can rage about in one sitting. I still feel like screaming it. Bottled up rage is never good, so if anyone ever has a lot of rage like I do, its best to vent it on things that aren't people. Like what I did on this page.

...There is still plenty of rage though, that's not even half of it, not even scraping the surface.