anyway🙄🙄
Kaito pov durr😒
I just woke up to the sound of my ratchet alarm, I want to chuck that hoe out the window. I would've and went back to sleep if my Dad wasnt so strict about school.
I waited 10 seconds, then got up out of bed and got ready. I put my plain old uniform on but unbuttoned it, and wore a red shirt under. Just to give it more flavor. cause im quirky teehee
I made my way to the kitchen downstairs but i noticed my parent's were gone. I then checked my phone and saw like 80 missed calls all from my Dad.
Holy shit did they get murdered or kidnapped while i slept or something
I click on the voice mail to hear my dad yelling.
"Pick up your phone we gave it to you for a reason! You better not still be sleeping! Anyway your father and I went to meet up with some highschool friends in our old town. So, we probably wont be home for a while but, you're old enough to take care of yourself I think maybe, hopefully. If you get hungry theres left overs in the fridge just heat them up-"
he was interrupted
"Just get McDonald's or pizza or sum"
"-,,anyway🤚 stay safe dont have anyone over or set the house on fire. We might be gon
for 2 days."
Home alone for two days? Should i throw a party
After finding out my Dads are alive I made my way to school and saw my friend Ouma.
"Hey, Wait up!" I yelled trying to catch up with him.
He heard me, turned around, smirked, and ran. That fucker
"WH- I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST"
he laughed in the distance as i chased after him, when i caught up i shoved kokichi and that betch fell aLL the way down cause he ways like 2 pounds or sum smh anyway.
"ow- girl chill🤚"
"🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒😒"
i didnt help him up🙄🙄🙄 and we walked to school together 🦵🦵
When we walked in we were immediately greeted by different groups of people saying hi.
"Ayo was good kaito😩😩" had the vibe of mine and oumas was judt s bunch if "hi's" from tons of people. We r both pretty popular cause were baddies but ouma is really quiet and kinda mean,, but people still like him a lot for some reason so🖐👉👋👆🤟🤟☝️🤞🤚
as soon as i walked down the hall this betch maki jumped out from the corner like damn shawty w😭
"Hey kaito😍"
"Hi😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘"
i said dramatically so she doesnt try to kill me or sum😩
she looked at kokichi and said 😒🙄 like damn betch who hurt u‼️‼️
"Here i got you some cupcakes!😚😚😚🦵🤚🖐👆"
"..ok🙄"
"EEHAGSHAUC😍😍😍"
"😣"
i took the cupcakes and left eith my friend but she's probably gonna follow me anyway smh. As we were walking to class kokichi snatched the box of cupcakes and threw it in a trash bin nearby.
"WH- I WAS GONNA EAT THAT👿👿👿"
"girl why she def poisoned them or sum🥱🥱"
"Y would she poison me🙄"
"She probably put her pubes in them or sum, it happened in midsommar omg i hate thst movie" UGH SAME THAT MOVIE IS SO GROSS ANYWAY😩
"tru👋"
when we walked in sime betch throw an empty water bottle st kokichis head‼️😭😭😭
"BAHAHAHDHSJSKSKSKKSKSKSSJEHSNAJRJA-" bye tgat had no business being so funny
"Ohshit sorry" the person who threw it said while i like died bye yall 💡 ✨ 🚶 me going to heaven anyway
"ugh i hate yall" he picked up the water bottle and throw it back with his whole soul
"damn shawty chill😭😭😭 i didnt mean to throw it at you"
"😒" we both sat down in our regular seats next to eachother. The class was so boring istg i didn't comprehend anything that was happening so i started clicking my pen when kokichi started clicking back, like responding to my clicks. Suddenly we start speaking morse code to eachother even though none of us jnow morse code when this ugly fat white nasty smelly fat ugly hippo cockroach gorilla oompa loompa lookin ghat one bald baby from toy story 2 with the claws lookin interrupted us🙄🙄🙄🙄
"Um🤚 i cant concentrate cause of yall"
"Ok? girl who asked🚶"
"Can you guys just stop."
"..no♥️" kokichi said back
"WAYT IS GOIJ ON HERE😡" the teacher pulled up at full volume
"Girl you were here the whole time. You know.😒"
"GRR😡😡😡😡😡😡 can yall stfu im trying to teach‼️‼️"
"CHILE WHAT UR NOT TRYING TO TEACH UR SITTING IN UR DESK PLAYING BILL NYE EVEN THOHGH WERE IN HIGHSCHOOL 😭😭😭🤚🤚"
"if you wanna have that attitude 🤚 you. can. go . to . the . oFFICE."
"inkinda dont want to thought like its on a whole other floor🏃♀️"
"bitch i didnt ask if you wanted it🙄"
"YES YOU DID😭"
"GO TO THE OFFICE🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬"
the twshce ryelled 🙄🤚
idk what 2 do next to the end 4 now😩
YOU ARE READING
pg besties👯♂️
Fanfictiony do ppl still resd this no hate but i was literally so annoying and unfunny during this era but u do u
