Friends, Foes, and Hoes
Part 1
Written by: XxLoveAtFirstSightxX and ThumbsDWN
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It all started way back; sixth grade to be exact. That jerk of a teacher known as Ms.Hump assigned us a packet on latitude and longitude. Me, being my normal lazy self, decided to "work with a partner" A.K.A copy off some unsuspecting idiot.
I glanced around and was glad to see my naïve sister sitting alone almost finished with the enormous packet. "Excellent," I thought to myself mischievously. "Hey there sis!" I chirped sliding into the seat next to her. "I think you're doing the packet wrong. Here give it to me; I'll check it."
"But I went through each question at least three times." She said frowning. My sister Bebe; your typical class nerd. "You can never be too sure!" I replied, snatching the packet from her fingers. I let my eye skim over the sheet once. "Yep, definitely wrong. I'll go fix it." I said getting up and quickly walking back to my desk before she could object.
I laughed evilly and copied down all the answers. I left my Atlas open so it wasn't obvious that I wasn't actually doing the work. As I finished copying down the answer to the last question I saw Evi throw her things onto the table beside me. Evi is this one girl who I occasionally have a conversation with. We weren't what you'd call "close friends."
"Ugh. Moon and Jessi are being so annoying! They're gossiping about all this stupid crap and expecting ME to do all the work so they can copy! Can you believe them?!" Evi seethed angrily. "Wait are those the answers?!" Her eyes widened. "Can I copy?" Typical Evi.
"Sure." I handed my packet to her and went back over to Bebe to give her back her packet. "I was wrong, you got them all right!" I said cheerfully. I walked back to my seat and saw Evi scribbling the answers down. I flipped through the pages of the Atlas boredly. My eyes widened, "These maps are such pretty colors!"
Evi laughed slightly and nudged me in the shoulder. "You're so random Zakira!"
That, my friends, is how it all began.
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-2 years later-
I sat quietly in my homeroom eyeing everyone suspiciously. It's the first day of high school. Woo. I heard the door open and I got my pencil ready to attack if needed. I saw a familiar brunette walk in and hand her schedule to the teacher. "Holy crap! Evi!" I yelled excitedly.
I ran out of my seat to hug her tightly. "You lost some weight! You're not that fat anymore!" I said cheerfully. "Wait what?" She asked narrowing her eyes at me. "Nothing!" I replied nonchalantly. "Um hello?! I'm running a class here! Sit down!" Ms.Griffin my new Culinary teacher said annoyed. "Bumcrack." I muttered under my breath, going back to my seat.
Evi took the seat next to me and handed me her schedule under the desk. I handed her my own and she looked through it. "We have all the same classes!" We whispered excitedly. "Ew second hour is Geometry." I wrinkled my nose.
I felt someone standing over me and I looked up. It was none other then Steven, the guy Evi liked since 6th grade. "Hey," He nodded towards me and Evi. "Hi." Evi replied dreamily. "Yo." I said cheerfully.
"Excuse me sir! Your schedule please?" Ms.Griffin said frowning at Steven. "Stupid old hag." He murmured handing her his schedule. "Alright, take a seat." She replied giving him back his schedule. He threw his stuff onto the seat in front of me and faced forward.
Evi threw a folded piece of paper at me. I opened it up and read it. :
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What does his schedule say? He's looking at it right now.
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Obsessive Evi. I looked over his shoulder trying not to make it obvious. He probably heard me breathing in his ear because he turned around. I was pretending to doodle on a sheet of paper. He frowned and turned back around. "All the same classes." I mouthed to Evi. "YESS." She whispered happily. Make that SUPER obsessive Evi.
I started humming Cannibal by Kesha softly and pretty soon I started to sing it loudly.
"Whenever you tell me I'm pretty, that's when the hunger really hits me! Your little heart goes pitter-patter, I want your liver on a platter! Use your finger to stir my tea and for dessert I'll suck your teeth, suck your teeth! Be too sweet and you'll be a goner, yeah I'll pull a Jeffery Dahmer!" I belted out loudly to the tune in my head.
I opened my eyes and saw everyone looking at me weirdly and Ms.Griffin staring daggers at me. I slouched down in my seat embarrassed. Awkward. Note to self: never sing Cannibal out loud in Culinary (any other class is acceptable).
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Me and Evi were at our lockers debating whether or not to skip Geometry.
"I think we should go and see what the teacher is like. We can't have that much work since it's only the first day." Evi suggested.
"Grr. Fine." I replied defeated.
We made our way upstairs to room 2-211 and saw a strange looking lady at the doorway. "I don't wanna go Evi! She looks scary." I said pathetically hiding behind Evi.
She rolled her eyes and dragged me towards the classroom. "Good morning!" The scary lady said with a heavy accent, she handed us a worksheet. A worksheet?! On the first day?!
I hated her already.
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-Zakira & Bibi
Note: Some of the events and characters in this story are based off of things that have happened to us in real life, and people that we know in real life.
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