Today I'm going to do something different! I am going to have a list of things instead of writing why.... :) enjoy
When cops pull you over and ask "Do you know how fast you are going" Yes I do! I already fucking know that, just give me the damn ticket >.>
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
People Who Sing The National Anthem Wrong Pisses Me Off
People who say dude or bro WAY to much ._. Just fucking remember my name
When people say. “life is short.” What? Um, no it isn’t. It’s the longest damn thing they’ll ever do
People who baby talk to their pets. Animals don’t speak the language and they certainly don’t give a shit if you are mommy
when people refuse to answer my question
having absolutely nothing to do
When people say, while watching a movie.."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid $7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for??
Fire ants, It's the best fuckig idea to bite on something that is 6'1
When a video takes ten years to load on youtube or whatnot
Getting a hair cut... Not only does it fucking take forever, and I never enjoy my hair cut :\
bees, waps, yellow jackets
people who can't spell, and they are trying to say something and you are like 'What the fuck?'
Power point/ open office
smell of the beach when it is all wet and there are like tuna ships that are fresh caught....
Twilight books
People in drive throughs who just try to piss you off
(Example)
"Hello, I'm Joel hoe may I halp you?"
"Could I get some fries and a large cherry coke zero?"
"That will be 6.95"
"What the hell?"
"A Carmel mc flurry and a quater pounder, 6.95 dumb fuck"
"I specifically asked for some fries and a cherry coke zero"
"We are out of Cherry coke zero"
"Sprite zero?"
"Out"
"Coke zero"
"Out"
"You're fucking with me"
"No sprite ZERO, Cherry coke ZERO, Coke ZERO, that means we're out dumb fuck"
"LISTEN UP BITCH FUCK, GIVE ME MY DAMN GOD FORSAKEN FRIES THEN"
"I'm sorry, but we're closed"
"WHAAAAT!?!?!?!?! YOU HAVE THE FUCKING NERVE TO TELL ME YOU ACLOSED YET THE HOURS SAY YOU DON'T CLOSE FOR ANOTHER FUCKING 6 HOURS!!!!!!"
*gets t-boned*
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
(Next)
Telemarketers
"Hello?"
"Hello this is Jeffery from-"
"Sorry not intrested"
"That's what your girlfriend saidlast night in your bed"
"I don't have a girl friend anymore"
"Figures"
"Bitch" *Hangs up*
*ring ring ring*
"Son of a bastard >.>"
That's it for now, going to do ch. 4 lack of respect >.>
