Ch. 2 trying to impress...

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Pt. 1

Okay, get a fucking life those who try and copy others... There was someone in 4th grade who literally got a better grade than me for more creativity when he completely copied me... It was a 'Flat Stanley' project and I named my flat stanley "Joe Joe Mc Nugget" and I said that out loud and everyone laughed and the teacher let me have that name... The next day that douche comes up with the name "Joe Joe Mc Bun Buns" I think as he said that I showed him my middle finger, now that is an ever day thing I do, flip annoying people off... HE GOT A BETTER GRADE THAN ME... I mean what the fuck!? It was a complete copy off me, I remember Joe Joe Mc Nugget was the Undead creater of the Chicken Nugget.... He did something simular to that, but I can exactly remember (It's been so long) Another thing That same copying bastard stole all of my fucking jokes, he used them to the point, I had to go home and come up with new ones...

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Valentines day... A fucking day of gossiping, asking girls out, and the fucking Valentines dance... This is the most hellish day of school... I cannot take it when some guy is acting all athlectic to impress a girl... I mean, I got a girl friend being myself, I made half the class jealous too (Btw those in my class, I have a message; SUCK MY DICK, YA FUCKING POSERS), but NOOOO you have to act like some gay ass athlete who scored 1 more touchdown than Tim Tebow... I mean seriously it pisses me off, you don't look cool... I am a nerd, I don't try to avoid it, I embrace it, unlike those who are scared of what girls think... All I can say is... BITCH PLEASE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK I'M LIKE!!!!!!

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Another thing while on the topic of valentines day, Boys trieng to impress girls from trying to act cool to beating up friends/ emabrarising them/ pranking/ acting like a douche.... I personally don't give a fuck what people think, If you think I'm a hot ass nerd then.... Well I'd be kind of disturbed if someone told me that o.O Anyways if someone said that I was a fucking loser, I'd say "Right back at you, douche bag!" I am a boy, I'm not desperate, but a message about boys especially for Girls who are being stalked/ has a crush on here is some useful information.... Boys will do fucking anything to get a girl they like, TAKE FUCKING ADVANTAGE OF THAT XD, but normal people like me are themselves, those are people you shouldn't avoid... Boys will try and act different be exactly how they think they want you to be, Girls, I feel bad for you if you have to live with this complete utter shit :(

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Okay, nerd want to be's fuck off, you will never become a nerd... I am the biggest nerd ever, I do not say "Dude I just tottally got 60 kills on black ops" in a bragging matter... I am thee person who is like "I just beat minecraft in 2 hours, suck it!!!!" in a joking matter (though I actually beat minecraft in 2 hours o.O)

Final for today

What pisses me off is people trying to look cool through the music they like... I listen to emo/ piano/ metal/ alternative music and I don't roll down the window driving by with this music on trying to pick up girls, but people who do this with FUCKING RAP.. By the way message to douche bags trying to pick up girls, Don't listen to Justin Bieber or music the girls your trying to impress like, it looks like you are a complete utter homosexual person >.>

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