Glimpses

Wiwi

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For AlDub's 5th.
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~~At APT Studios~~

Thirdy: Mommy, wiwi.

M: *6 months pregnant with her third baby* Ay wait anak, *looks around for R but can't find him*

Thirdy: Mommy, I hafta go wiwi!

M: Okay, ako na nga. *brings Thirdy to the bathroom to pee* All done?

Thirdy: Yes Mommy.

M: Okay, wash your hands. *lifts Thirdy to the sink*

Thirdy: Thank you Mommy.

M: Good job baby. *suddenly feels the baby move making her wanna pee* Ay teka anak, Mommy needs to go wiwi too wait lang.

Thirdy: *frowns, seeing his mommy sit on the toilet seat* Where's your penis Mommy?

M: *chuckles* I don't have a penis baby, only boys have that, like you, Theo and Daddy. Mommy is a girl, and girls have vaginas.  *R&M decided early on to teach the proper terms of private parts to their kids*

Thirdy: Jyna?

M: *smiles* Yes, girly parts are called vagina. Boy parts are called penis.

Thirdy: *nods as if he understands*

M: Okay, let me just clean up. *wash hands on the sink* All done, let's go. *opens bathroom door*

Thirdy: *immediately seeing his daddy upon exiting the bathroom,
yelling for all the world to hear* DADDY! MOMMY LOST HER PENIS! SHE HAS A JYNA!

M: Oh my god.. *facepalms*

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