3rd person Pov
Author:Hmm...I didn't think this voting thing through... Oh well, votes are votes. Don't wanna go back on my words and loose readers.
The author rips out the paper and throws it away before writing again
Author:Back to the drawing board. So people are voting for this power and outfit? I can probably make this work.
Dale:Here's your coffee.
Author:Thank you Dale. At least you actually bring me coffee unlike he shall not be named.
Dale:Why? What did he bring instead?
Author:A milkshake.
Dale:That doesn't sound too bad.
Author:It had viagra and laxatives in it. I had to go to the gym that day.
Dale:Jesus.
Author:Yeah. Do you know how hard it is to work out with a constant boner and constantly shitting yourself? It sucked pretty goddamn bad. Anyways, I need to come up with ideas for the story. Got anything?
Dale:We could give the character a replacement arm.
Author:Okay good idea. Anything else?
Dale:Hmm... Give him more than one girlfriend?
Author:So a harem?
Dale:Oooh.
Author:Yeah let that sink in for a moment. Anything else that isn't anime related?
Dale:I- aren't you writing a book that is technically a anime?
Author:Do you want to get fired?
Dale:No!
Author:Then don't question my methods!
Knock knock knock
Dale:I'll go see who it is.
Dale walked to the door
Dale:Who is it?
Rias:My name is Rias Gremory.
Dale turns away from the door
Dale:It's someone named Rias Gremory!
Author:Ask if she's a devil!
Dale turns back to the door
Dale:Are you by chance a devil?
Rias:Yes,Why?
Dale:It's the I.R.S!
Author:Oh shit!
A window was heard being smashed before hearing a thud outside
Take 2
Dale:It's the A.T.F!
Author:You'll never take my guns!
(Loads musket with malicious intent)
Take 3
Dale:It's Jehovah whiteness!
Author:Tell them I believe in my gardener Jesús!
Take 4....
Author:Tell her to piss off! I'm not going to write that story!
Dale:He says piss off.
Dale then walked away from the door
Author:I am never writing a DXD story.(shivers)
Dale:I don't blame you.
Author:Thank you. Oh Dale I just found out something.
Dale:What is it?
Author:You reused one of the names from the original story.
Dale:Which one?
Author:Dance the night away.
Dale:That Uh... wasn't me.
Author:What do you mean that wasn't- Jimmy....Son of a bitch has returned.
Dale:I thought he was gone!
Author:So did I Dale. So did I. Dale man your battle stations! It's time to go code red-210521!
Dale:Sir yes sir!
Dale rushed to the other side of the room and got on the turret that shoots rubber bullets for shooting scenes
The author walks to a table before flipping it revealing a modified Scar-H with a holographic scope and a fifty round drum mag with rubber bullets in it
Author:Today we die like men!
Dale:Sir yes sir!
Author:On my mark open fire! 3-2-1
Jimmy busts through the door
Author:Fire!
Everything fades to black as gunshots are heard
Everything then fades back in revealing a crime scene with cops everywhere
Author:How dare you arrest me! Arrest the guy that broke in!
Cop 1:He's being arrested too.
Author:Why are you arresting me though!?
Cop 2:You have a warrant for possession of a firearm without a license. And assault with a deadly weapon, and multiple accounts of attempted murder.
Author:No no! Dale! Finish the book for meeeee.
The author was then thrown into the back of a squad car and was driven to jail
Time skip
Dale:Okay. I can do this, he counts on me to finish this book for him.... I never written a book before. You can do this.(shivers) come on.(quietly)You can do this you piece of shit.....Son of a(loudly)Bitch. I-I-can't do this. I'm to scared that I will ruin it. I should get someone else to do it for him....No! He trusted me to write this! He trusted his whole life to me! I will write this book! I will make this book better! I will be the best writer ever! (Quietly stares at the book) Yeah Only one of those things is going to happen... welp, no time to sit and wait for ten years for him to get out.
Dale pulls out a can of a well known brand of energy drink that we do not have the budget to include name. We can only refer it as wings in a can
Dale:I can do this! Let's go!
Everything fades to black
YOU ARE READING
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