warning: swearing ahead!!
(of course there is. it's brandon rogers.)
─── Kusuo Saiki ───
⇢ Kusuo: "I eat [coffee jelly] to forget, but I always remember"
⇢ You: "What a great party, y'all. And I'm the hottest one here."
─── Shun Kaidou ───
⇢ Shun: "I'm just loving life--*trips over tent*"
⇢ You: *sees your anime husbando figurines* *grabs all of them* "Jesus, these are fucking cute-" *runs away*
─── Aren Kubayasu ───
⇢ Aren: *running to the bathroom* *drops to the ground and begins to roll* "It's faster if you roll-"
⇢ You: "I'm gonna crucify you children-"
─── Reita Toritsuka ───
⇢ Reita: "I don't wear sunglasses 'cause my future's not bright."
⇢ You: *picks up call from your enemy* "What do you want, fucking troll."
─── Metori Saiko ───
⇢ Metori: "Fuck off, Janet. I'm not going to your fucking baby shower."
⇢ You: "Yes, I rearrange the furniture when I get frustrated. It's a problem of mine but uh... well, here's the thing: I don't care."
─── Kusuke Saiki ───
⇢ Kusuke: *wakes up to alarm clock* "FUUUUUCK-" *kicks off blanket* "We're four hours late for this goddamn bullshit!!" *pounds on your bedroom door* "(Y/n), wake up! We're leaving in negative six minutes!!!"
⇢ You: *works endlessly for a rich scientist* "Technically this is slavery 'cause we're not getting paid."
─── a/n;
i haven't been inspired lately so i decided to write this. Brandon is so hilarious and he helped me through all the tough times in my life. :)
author-chan out!!
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Fanfiction꒰⚘݄꒱₊ the disastrous life of saiki k.│sfw scenarios they / them reader. This is a boyfriend scenarios for my lovely Saiki K. fans! You can request a scenario or character if you'd like. Requests are open! :) ➥ do not steal, copy, or repost. © queen_...
