Alastor POV*
Ah the sweet satisfaction of failure and agony of the poor souls who lost in the gameshow.
"That episode was more entertaining than the last one!"
Vaggie:" Entertaining? ENTERTAINING?! THAT WAS DISGUSTING!"
Angel Dust:" As much as I hate Vags over here, I have to agree that is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen."
Nifty:" I always go there to clean up the mess which is very fun!"
"Oh how I miss him, the last time I've seen him was before I died! He always loved to have a gameshow of his own. Our mother made the best jambalaya and we were the best things that happened to her." I grabbed my microphone and stared at it softly.
Charlie:" and what about your father?"
The air went still and static was coming from my microphone.
"Dear old daddy........oh how I hate him. Coming home every day with a beer in hand ready to beat me and my brother when we've done nothing bad or did nothing at all! Getting FUCKING DRUNK AND BEAT OUR MOTHER AND BEING A CHEATER. THAT BASTARD!"
Everyone was shocked by my swearing and cries coming out of the microphone. Even more static was coming from me and my eyes turned into radios while symbols showed up around me.
"I STILL REMEMBER WENDY'S FIRST GAME SHOW AND HIS FIRST CONTESTANTS WAS FATHER AND MOTHER. Yes mother had a broken arm but in the end father lost~ His punishment oh his punishment was the best entertainment we all have ever seen. Tendering the meat with a crowbar by breaking a few ribs and bone. He then took off some unnecessary meat such as his tongue, eyes, ears, fingers, and his penis."
Almost everyone was starting to get sick from the story.
Angel Dust:" Do you guys still have the dick?"
"No because I used my mother's knitting kit to sew it to the bastard's mouth. Anyways my brother tied him up with rope and chains and pushed him in boiling water. He managed to survive that but my mother grabbed the family's hatchet and chopped his head off. That was how I got my first 'venison'."
How I miss him.....
We all see Charlie talking to someone on the phone.
Charlie:" Hm uh huh okay dokie thank you so much! I will book you a room in the hotel! Bye and hope we rehabilitate you make sure you get to heaven."
"Who were you on the phone with Charlie dear?"
Charlie:" Well while you were telling your story I called your brother and booked him a room in the hotel!"
"Charlie.......you did what?"
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You're Not Fully Dressed Without a Smile Brother! (Discontinued)
RandomEveryone knows everything about Alastor aka the radio demon but they also know that he also has a rival named the host but they don't know that's Alastor little brother.
