SMS Transcript: Part 10 - 3:18pm

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> Ok got constant bleep so I know im on top of the map, but all there is a big rock here!

> And have you met any of our four legged friends yet?

> No, but herd bells so I took piss covered costume of & put it over a tree stump, they probably busy shagging that! What about map? If it under rock it to heavy to lift, play fair ok!

> The costume removal was very clever of you David, it may buy you time! Regarding the rock; if it's too heavy perhaps all you need is a little leverage. I imagine your play-thing is rapidly losing air by now! (Sad Face).

> What leverage, theres nothing I can use near here!

> Really David. Nothing at all? Very well, considering the time I'll help. I trust you have taken the suitcase with you, along with the spade inside? (Smiley Face).

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> Ok got map. Thought you said it would show where Sandra is buried?

> Indeed it does David.

> Just say where ok!

> As you can see it illustrates all the various points of interest for tourists, including the searchlight posts and gun batteries used throughout history including World War Two. In particular there are some old ruins situated on the east side of the island. Since in the story, Divad is told to find an ancient princess, perhaps the ruins would be a good place to look on the map!

> The tombstone battery near farm ruins!

> Exactly. Please hurry David; you may still have a chance of reaching your play-thing in time.

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> How are you getting on? Have you reached the tombstone yet?

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David?

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> Heard dogs! Had to wait, near tombstone now!

> Well, considering the time I hope for your play-things sake you're not too late. (Sad Face).

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> You got to be kidding me!

> What is it David?

> Theres no dogs, are there! Am at tombstone & your three thugs are here with bells! Very funy, I cant believe you actualy got them sneaking behind me ringing bells!

> Well, unfortunately the trustees of the island would not allow me to bring animals onto the island due to it being a nature reserve. So I opted for a psychological approach. It's amazing what the power of suggestion, three small bells and a little yellow water spray can do, isn't it David!

> P.S. But your play-thing losing air is very real. So I'd start digging if I were you.

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> I do hope you unearth your play-thing in time David.

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> Ok screw all this, im done OK! Fuck your game, whatever you do!

> I'm sorry David, did your play-thing lose all air before you reached her? (Sad Face).

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