STRANGER, DO I KNOW U ? ; matsuhana

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[matsukawa pov]

hanamaki:
yo

hanamaki:
how'd your killing oiwaka or
whatever his name was go ?

you:
OIWAKA AHHAHAHAHAHA

you:
holy shit that sounds like some gay
ship name between ushijima and oikawa 💀

hanamaki:
ushijima as in the shiratorizawa academy ushiwaka ?

you:
yes yes

you:
OH SO YOU PLAY VOLLEYBALL TOO ????

hanamaki:
no shit sherlock

hanamaki:
im literally the wing spiker for my team 💀

you:
im a MB 😎

hanamaki:
cool

hanamaki:
oh wait fuck class is starting bye 💀

you:
talk to u later noob

hanamaki:
THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME ?

hanamaki:
I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, MURDER
YOUR PARENTS, RUIN YOUR SOCIAL LIFE AND
LEAD YOU TO SUICIDE IF YOU CALL ME A NOOB AGAIN.

you:
that

you:
that turned me on

hanamaki:
wtf bro-

you:
im actually serious

you:
that was surprisingly hot

hanamaki:
so me threatening to end your life is kinky ?

you:
apparently yes

hanamaki:
i-

hanamaki:
you're weird

you:
thanks my mom designed me

hanamaki:
bro isn't that that one tiktok audio

hanamaki:
BRO ARE YOU A TIKTOK USER

you:
what do you mean i totally don't hv tiktok nope haha

hanamaki:
💀💀💀

hanamaki:
ok legit now i hv to go

hanamaki:
bye noob

you:
you lil shit thats not how it works

hanamaki:
:p

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(A/N: shorter than previous chapter but exams are currently ongoing so)

1.10.2020