Sexting ~ 💦

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First update of this book!

Reminder that this chapter is SATIRE, and for entertainment purposes only:)

Enjoy ~

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Daddykuroo:

Kitten~~!

Kittykenma:

Ew

Daddykuroo:

:(

Come over and have some fun?~

Kittykenma:

You know I'm not allowed out of the house past midnight Idiot.

Daddykuroo:

Right... Can you maybe... Possibly... Sneak out-?

Kittykenma:

They'll for sure know that I'm gone considering they check on me every half an hour.


Daddykuroo:

What did you do for it to get to that point-

Wait nvm

Can you send sum ...🤤

Kittykenma:

Ew.

No <3

Daddykuroo:

But kittennnnn~!!

I'm horny

Kittykenma:

What's new?

Masturbate to pornhub

Xhamster ain't that bad either 🤷‍♀️

Daddykuroo:

...

No fun. Besides, I don't wanna watch random people that I don't know, jerk off and fuck.


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Daddykuroo:

Please. It hurts :(

Kenma:

I know what a boner looks like, you didn't have to send—

Daddykuroo:

Baby, I'm dying of horniness

Kittykenma:

then die .

Daddykuroo:

I- 💔

So... If I were really dying... You would let me 😥

Kittykenma:

Omg, no stfu.

Daddykuroo:

Really :0 that means so much kitten!

Nowww..... I'm still very horny..

Kittykenma:

I hate that I love you sometimes

Kenma stripped off his clothes, leaving him naked. He then took out a purple vibrator from his nearby dresser. It was not nearly as big as kuroos length but It'll do. He inserted the vibrator into him making him let out a small moan. He set up his camera and took a picture

Daddykuroo:

Ty ty ty ty ty ty ty ty ❤

KittyKenma:
*one new attachment*

Daddykuroo:

DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMM

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND-

Another? pretty, pretty, Please✨✨

KittyKenma:

I hate you

He took another picture and sent it to Kuroo

KittyKenma:

*one new attachment*

Happy?

Daddykuroo:

SHEESHHHHHH

LORD HAVE MERCY I'M BOUTA BUST 😩

KittyKenma:

Whore

Daddykuroo:

Thanks baby <3

KittyKenma:

Yeah wtv

Daddykuroo:

I love you, see you tomorrow

KittyKenma:

I love you too daddy

Daddykuroo:

Man I'mma beat dem cheeks in tomorrow jsyk 😏

KittyKenma:

Yeah, I'm aware...

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Haha, I hope you enjoyed this satire chapter :D

And sorry this was super short-

Requests always open ofc

Edit: I edited this :D

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