First update of this book!Reminder that this chapter is SATIRE, and for entertainment purposes only:)
Enjoy ~
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Daddykuroo:
Kitten~~!
Kittykenma:
Ew
Daddykuroo:
:(
Come over and have some fun?~
Kittykenma:
You know I'm not allowed out of the house past midnight Idiot.
Daddykuroo:
Right... Can you maybe... Possibly... Sneak out-?
Kittykenma:
They'll for sure know that I'm gone considering they check on me every half an hour.
Daddykuroo:What did you do for it to get to that point-
Wait nvm
Can you send sum ...🤤
Kittykenma:
Ew.
No <3
Daddykuroo:
But kittennnnn~!!
I'm horny
Kittykenma:
What's new?
Masturbate to pornhub
Xhamster ain't that bad either 🤷♀️
Daddykuroo:
...
No fun. Besides, I don't wanna watch random people that I don't know, jerk off and fuck.
A/N: NSFW PICTURE COMING UP!!
Daddykuroo:Please. It hurts :(
Kenma:
I know what a boner looks like, you didn't have to send—
Daddykuroo:
Baby, I'm dying of horniness
Kittykenma:
then die .
Daddykuroo:
I- 💔
So... If I were really dying... You would let me 😥
Kittykenma:
Omg, no stfu.
Daddykuroo:
Really :0 that means so much kitten!
Nowww..... I'm still very horny..
Kittykenma:
I hate that I love you sometimes
Kenma stripped off his clothes, leaving him naked. He then took out a purple vibrator from his nearby dresser. It was not nearly as big as kuroos length but It'll do. He inserted the vibrator into him making him let out a small moan. He set up his camera and took a picture
Daddykuroo:
Ty ty ty ty ty ty ty ty ❤
KittyKenma:
*one new attachment*Daddykuroo:
DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMM
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND-
Another? pretty, pretty, Please✨✨
KittyKenma:
I hate you
He took another picture and sent it to Kuroo
KittyKenma:
*one new attachment*
Happy?
Daddykuroo:
SHEESHHHHHH
LORD HAVE MERCY I'M BOUTA BUST 😩
KittyKenma:
Whore
Daddykuroo:
Thanks baby <3
KittyKenma:
Yeah wtv
Daddykuroo:
I love you, see you tomorrow
KittyKenma:
I love you too daddy
Daddykuroo:
Man I'mma beat dem cheeks in tomorrow jsyk 😏
KittyKenma:
Yeah, I'm aware...
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Haha, I hope you enjoyed this satire chapter :D
And sorry this was super short-
Requests always open ofc
Edit: I edited this :D
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