Oh My Gosh ! I'm His Girlfriend! este His Gayfriend!

chapter 10

pag gising ko may kirot pa.. masakit talaga pero kinaya kaya ko..

tinext ko si bebe zack..

" bebe busy ka ba?"  tanong ko sa text.

" hindi naman bebe" reply niya..

" labas tayo,, tayong dalawa lang " sabi ko

wala kasing magawa.. tska gusto ko naman siyang masolo lang.. hahahaha

" sure bebe .. saan ba tayo pupunta? sabi pa niya

" iakw na bahala.." reply ko..

" punta na lang tayo sa farm ni andrew"

" sino naman tung andrew bebe ?" tanong ko..

" best friend ko bebe.. classmate ko din siya.. nurse na rin yun." sabi pa niya..

" okay bebe " sabi ko..

" sunduin kita mga 1 pm.

" sige sige bebe"

after that nanuod ako ng kung ano ano..

lipat dito... lipat doon..

walang magandang show..

buti na lang at may book akong nakita.. at 1st kong basa toh..

Si Vice Ganda nag iinterview ng foreigner.

VG: So.. Why are you here? What brought you here?

Foreigner: Uh, vacation.

VG: Vacation? Brought you here? Of course not! Its the airplane that brought you here.

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Tinanong ulit.

VG: Okay, so. Who brought you here?

Foreigner: The plane.

VG: Of course not! It is the pilot that brought you here! I asked who. The plane is a what and the pilot is a who! My god!

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VG: I’m so proud of the Filipinos. Filipinos are very intelligent! Are you Filipino?

Foreigner: No.

VG: That’s why you’re not intelligent!

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VG: No. I’m just kidding, okay? Do you know what kidding means?

Foreigner: Yes.

VG: What is kidding?

Foreigner: You’re joking.

VG: Of course not! Kidding - when you’re not old yet, you’re kidding. When you grow, you’re growing. When you’re old, like you, you’re dying.

hahaha.. nakakatawa lang vice na tooh..at meron pa..

HRM at NURSING Student nag-uusap:

HRM: Penge nga alcohol!!

NURSE: La akong alcohol eh. Sorry.

HRM: Naturingan kang nursing student, la kang alcohol!

NURSE: Sige nga. Pengeng kaldero at sandok! Now na! May dala ka ba?!

Haha.

at meron pa..

Pare1: pare parang malalim iniisip mo?

Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi. kasama ko 50 contestants ng ms.universe

Pare1: suwerte mo ano problema mo?

Pare2: pare ako ang nanalo!!!

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pwede na rin..

last na..

Nag eyeball ang mag textmates:

Girl: I'll be in yellow.

Boy: Ako, green na lang.

Nagmeet sila sa coffee shop.

Dumating ang PANGET na babaeng naka yellow pero

walang lalaking naka green. Nilapitan ng babae ang isang

lalaking nka red shirt.

Girl: Excuse me, are you my textmate?

Boy: Hindi ah! Naka green ba ako?

haha,,buko :D

boring na.. 10am pa lang.. ano kaya magandang gwin.. tapos naman na naglinis ng bahay at kung ano ano pa mga tagalinis..

eto na ata ang simula ng kaboringan ng summer.. wattda..

a/n

next chapter na lang po mamaya..    isip isip pa..

thank you for reading