Aight No Smut-Related Thoughts Tonight

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Me at 2 AM : Aight no smut-related thoughts tonight

My brain : Ai probably doesn't have a gag reflex

Me : *WOKE*

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Me at 3 AM : Aight no smut-related thoughts tonight

My sister : THOTS-

Me :

Me : THOTS-

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Me at 4 AM : Aight no smut-related thoughts tonight

Ren : *existing* *gorgeous tan skin and beautiful legs* *fabulous blonde hair*

My brain : SCENARIO WHERE MASATO DECIDES TO TEACH REN A FRICKEN LESSON AND SCREWS HIM IN FRONT OF RANMARU WHO DECIDES TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN-

Me : STAHP

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Me at 5 AM : Aight no smut-related thoughts tonight

My brain : But imagine how awesome it would be if Shizuki finally loses his cool and screws Toichiro real good-

Me : WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME-

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Me at 6 AM : Aight no smut-related thoughts tonight

My brain : GOOGLE KUNIZAI. NOW.

Me : I won't lose to you

Me, googling KuniZai : I WON'T LOSE TO YOU

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