Gotham Shenanigans ( Jason Todd / Red Hood ) Fan Fiction

Chapter Two

" A bomb ???!!!" I yelled at him as I grabbeed my back pack, especially my goggle running through the front door passing him. He followed right after me panically as he snatched me on the hallway putting me like a piece of meat loaf on his shoulder making irritating comment on the way, " YOU WOULDN'T EVEN SURVIVED IN TIME IF YOU TRYNA RUN WITH THOSE SHORT STICK OF YOURS"

HOW DARE HE I thought as i smacked him soo hard right in his back which I heard a little "oof" sound under his hood.

As soon as we got out of my office, a huge explosion took place right after we stepped out on the street. I gazed upon the smoke and the fire with awe, running wild in the air as if they were dancing in the sky, perfect in its own shades and light but deadly.... Once the red hood creep put me down on the ground I went charged at him.

" You motherfucking piece of shitttttt !!!", cursing him with all the bad words I knew, kicking his knee and biting his forearm cause that's all I could reach. If I wore my undercover stripper heels today his head would be squashed by now.

" Waiiiiwaii waiiittttt ---- Ouch --- stop it !!!!, As he grabbed both of my hands and started to caryy me on his shoulder.

" Put me down you terrorist red freak !!!.", which I didn't stop smacking his huge back.

" Calm down bitch I ain't doing anything to you." He walked towards a dusty alley where I could see a motorbike rested on it, the model of the bike was kinda similar with mine. Ahh... I sighed in frustration if only I went back to apartment today, this wouldn't happen, of course my office would be blown apart but I wouldn't have to deal with this ass twit.

" Put Me Down ....." As I demand with a warning tone.

" Or what ?? You gonna bite me again ?." he scoffed, " I will put you down once you cool---,"

" URGHHH !!!" before he could finished I groaned and kick his side torso bone, straddling my right leg to his neck and pushing both of our body down. He grunted and tried to balance himself but I kicked him again now I'm on his top.

" Never ! EVER !!! Touch a lady without her permission." As I shouted at him and pointing to his red helmet. Our breathe were heavy and there was a silence filled in the air but we pretended it wasn't even there. To my surprise, he started to crack up like a mad man, then looked straight into my eyes, under his helmet as if we had known each other before. Until he said something stupid.
" You..... You are not even a lady." He laughed again.

I inhaled and exhaled heavilyyyy, standing up from him not even giving him a hand, I walked and walked further away from him hoping to reach my apartment soon.

He tried to keep up with me after he took his bike from the alley as he said, " What did you do to your hair...??". Whaaa.... I raised an eyebrow as I turned my head to him, why would he ask something unrelevant and ..... dumb. I know he was stupid but I didn't know he would be this much stupidito !. I ignored it and continued my path.

" Why did you dye it.?" He kept pushing me as he slowed down his engine and tried to match up with my walking speed.

I just walked straight down the street, pretending that he wasn't with me and thinking about what should I eat again cause my poor hotdog was squashed by this large red dog who couldn't leave me alone.

" I could drop you off wherever you're staying at...." He suggested. I stopped my track not because he offered me a ride home but to get rid of him before things getting out of hand.

" Mr.Red Hood," I called him with a fake smile, " Don't you vigilante has something more to do like more buildings to blow up other than tailing around a girl who you just met randomly."