ninety five

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DM's

harrystyles:
okay guys, so mine and lou's anniversary is coming up and idk what to do. help me

zaynmalik:
harry how do you not know what to do for your own boyfriend on your anniversary like wtf

niallhoran:
seggs

harrystyles:
geez sorry zayn. i have a few ideas but i want to be just absolutely perfect.
and yes niall there probably will be seggs 😛

niallhoran:
film it? xx 💋

harrystyles:
no lol x

liampayne:
Louis loves gigs, take him to one of those !

harrystyles;
that was actually one of my ideas 😏😳

zaynmalik:
there's an artic monkeys thing not too far from here soon, he really likes them.

harrystyles:
OMG YES ZAYN GOOD THINKING

niallhoran:
but the seggs 😣😭😭🥺

harrystyles:
niall why u so horny bro

niallhoran:
i'm not. #larryshipper #larryisreal #larryleakedsextape2020 #harryandlouisshouldfuckforacamera

zaynmalik:
i'm setting you up niall this is unhealthy

niallhoran:
i can get girls myself zayn 🙄 #larryisreal #larry4eva #larryislife

harrystyles:
guys these aren't anniversary ideas.
we have another entire group chat for your bs

liampayne:
Take him skinny dipping

harrystyles:
we did that yesterday liam 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

liampayne:
Oop- 😂

niallhoran:
details? xx 💋

harrystyles:
no xx 💋

liampayne:
I think the best option is Artic Monkeys. Make it an amazing surprise :)

zaynmalik:
i agree with liam. he'd love you forever

harrystyles:
he already does 😠
and yeah. i think i'm gonna surprise him with those tickets. whatever it takes to see him happy, really.

zaynmalik:
do you know he hasn't got anything planned for you, so nothing clashes? i know louis. he's probably gonna take you to the moon or something extreme like that.

harrystyles:
i hope not 😬 i'd ask but i know he'd lie to me for 'effect'

niallhoran:
i can ask him !

harrystyles:
omg please do

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niallhoran:
hey lewis.

louist91:
hey niel.

niallhoran:
sooooo...
it's yours and harold's anniversary next week. what you got planned? :))))

louist91:
sex

niallhoran:
oh 😛😛😛
nice ;)

louist91:
ikr

niallhoran:
ok but anything else? anything really special you know he'd love?
i swear you fuck every day.

louist91:
um...omg.
is anniversary sex too basic?
it's not enough isn't it?
omg he's gonna think i don't love him
and i only want him for sex
omg no what do i do
sex is something we do so often. it isn't even that special
how do you even top sex tho?
bloody breakfast in bed is for straight white losers and it's too early to propose.
omg should i propose niall?
it might be too soon but at least he'd know i love him.
or we could like, go to the moon?
help me omg

niallhoran:
louis calm down i can assure you he loves you no matter what

louist91:
no niall i need to do something extra special
even more special than sex

niallhoran:
is that even possible?
anyways, i wouldn't worry about it, louis. he loves you so much.
even if you only give him sex, he will love you eternally, forever and always.

louist91:
ONLY sex?
NIALL UR MAKING ME FEEL WORSE

niallhoran:
LOUIS STOP DID U NOT SEE THE REST IF WHAT I SAID U MORON

louist91:
IDK THATS IT IM TAKING HIM TO THE MOON

niallhoran:
LOUIS NO

louist91:
AND THEN WE CAN HAVE WONDERFUL SPACE SEX
GRAVITY-LESS SEX

niallhoran:
LOUIS STOP

louist91:
AND WE CAN EAT MOON CHEESE
AND SKINNY DIP IN THE SEA OF TRANQUILITY

niallhoran:
louis the sea of tranquility isn't an actual sea...
and i'm pretty sure it's just dust and not cheese.

louist91:
wow, way to ruin a mans dreams niall
ANYWAYS
i will probably take harold to his favourite spot on the beach, feed him strawberries and whisper in his ear that i'll love him forever, and then we can go into the ocean, grasping at each others cold skin and intertwining our hands.
i'm already so exited to hear his laugh as i drench him.
and then we'll go home, soaking wet and absolutely freezing, but laughing nevertheless.
we'll shower together and then i'll make us tea, before we jump into bed, and fuck.
he wakes up with the sun coating his flawless, milky skin, and his gorgeous green eyes will meet mine, and we'll just stare at each other for what feels like forever.
and i'll release how lucky i am to have someone like him.
i'll caress his soft cheeks and run my hands through his elegant curls, feeling like i could lay there forever.
then he'll know how much i love him.

niallhoran:
i'm legitimately crying.
actual tears.
that was beautiful.
omg.
someone hold me.
i'm so touched.
that was a bloody fan fiction you just wrote

louist91:
got a bit too into it.

niallhoran:
i can tell.
and louis,
he really, really loves you.
it doesn't matter what you do for him on your anniversary.
your smile and happiness is what matters most to him.
i hope you will always know that.

louist91;
niall now i'm crying

niallhoran:
lol.
now go cuddle ur harry

louist91:
i shall

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niallhoran:
harry, you have the purest boyfriend in the world.

harrystyles;
omg what did he say?

niallhoran:
doesn't matter right now.
just buy those tickets to surprise him.
but don't make it exactly on the day.
he has something planned.

harrystyles:
ok :))

liampayne:
I'm very happy for you and Louis, Harry.

zaynmalik:
um yeah ur kinda cute together ngl

harrystyles:
thank u liam ;)
and yeah ik zayn 🙄

niallhoran:
so...
no sextape? xxx

harrystyles:
no, niall.
no sextape.

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hellooo!
this fic is now slowly coming to an end.
just want to say that i'm so incredibly grateful for all the support given, and that every comment, vote and read makes me so happy :) i really hope you're enjoying this, as it's been really fun for me to write.

also, happy belated anniversary to the always in my heart tweet.

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