Bad Wifi (Soukoku Angst)

Bad Wi-Fi

(The Dazai in this story is Dark era Dazai, not ADA Dazai)

Dazai was on a mission, by himself, it should be a simple mission, really, but with Dazai you can never know.

Of course he had to get himself in troubles, Demon Prodigy or not, even he by himself with one weapon can't fight a half armed organization.

He took a shelter behind a car as the organization fired at him, and took out his phone, he and Chuuya always talked about emergency sentences, whenever one of them got into a really serious mess they would send the words "soul may leave my body but not the bond" and they would immediately be there for eachother.

Dazai quickly wrote these words + the location and sent it, but the message didn't send, fuck, a low wifi, of course... how unfortunate, so he decided to call him instead, but Chuuya apparently hanged up and sent "I am in a meeting Osamu, damnit, if you need something just text me." Oh great.. guess he had to figure out a way to get out of here by himself.

He examined his surroundings and saw a line of trees he could hide behind and go into a building, so he went for it.

With Chuuya:

Chuuya's phone made a beep noise wich means he got a message, he took out his phone from under the table and looked, there was a message from Dazai, but not under his message, but above his message.. fuck, it was also not just a regular message.

Chuuya quickly stood up and all eyes went on him, "Boss," Chuuya started, "i have to go, it's an emergency." Mori looked at him with calculating eyes and asked, "why would i let my best and most loyal executive out of this important meeting?" , "i promise i would listen to the plan when I'll be back from the start as a punishment." Mori waved his hand and Chuuya got the sign that he is allowed to go.

Chuuya ran so fast, he went on his bike and dialed Dazai's number, "Fuck, come on Osamu, pick it up." The phone beeped a couple of times until someone answered, "Osamu, i am on my w-" , "Hello," an unkown voice spoke "next time you send someone to try and take down our organization.. make sure you send someone more mature."

Chuuya just stood in place and listened, "we will send the body to the Port Mafia headquarters, take it as a warning." And than the person hanged up.

No... Chuuya didn't move, didn't speak, didn't do anything, just stood in his place as he listened to the phone's beeping...