Life of a Narrator

Chapter 4 - Can't Think Of A Title

Sam: My eyes kinda hurt.. why do they hurt?

Actor: Cos you were rubbing chocolate sauce into them.

Sam: Oooh yeaa.

Director: Freak.

Writer: Says the guy who showers in gravy.

Director: Oh come on, it's ALL brown stuff..

Actor: Moving swiftly along...have you seen the new co-host on that show down in studio 5?

Sam: What are you talking about? This IS studio 5.

Actor: Oh, I meant our new extra.

Sam: How the hell can you get the 2 mixed up?

Actor: Whatever.. Anyways, the point is, she is HOT with a capital-

Director: OF FRANCE!!

Writer: The answer is probably gonna scare me, but I'll ask anyway, What.. the fuck.. was that?

Director: Um.. I don't.. know...

Actor: Look, the point is she's hot.

Sam: Pervert.

Actor: Shes the same age as us!!

Sam: No she's not, she's 16!! Do you have her number?

Writer: She's coming this way. Quick, look like you kinda don't care, but notice her and give her.. the look.

Director: Ooooh... the look!

Extra: You do realise I heard everything u guys said, right?

Actor: HHHHHHHHHHHH-

Sam: Oh shut up.

Extra: You guys are cute, but I prefer.. let's say.. older people.

Director: Like me?

Extra: Um.. no.. not like you.

Writer: Wait, wasn't there something we were supposed to be doing?

Sam: Yea, it was something about a vampire..

Actor: A vampire spoof..

Director: Cheese balls..

Sam: Um, what?

Director: I mean blood. Blood.. err.. stuff.

Extra: The sign? Outside the studio?

Actor: What?

Extra: It says 'Another Dull Vampire Story'?

Sam: Well they'd better not tell that here, cos I can't be bothered to listen to it.

Extra: Yep, you're all useless.