Bitter Ben

270 11 1
                                    

(Warning: There's a few swearing)

Mal: Ben! Ben! Where the heck are you!?!?!

Evie: Still in a bad mood?

Mal: Yeah.

Jay: Why is he in a bad mood?

Mal: He wants to make a building for the villains to hang in.

Mal: Of course, magic doesn't work there, but it has no barrier.

Mal: He wants it to have good food, nice things, comfy couches and beds.

Evie: But the council doesn't like it.

Carlos: It's a good deal.

Mal: I know.

Audrey: We found him.

Mal: Where?

Uma: The enchanted lake.

(At the enchanted lake)

Mal: You ok?

Ben: *sipping coffee* Does it look like I'm ok?

Mal: No.

Mal: It's a great idea.

Ben: Even if, I need the f*cking council's approval.

Evie: Language king Ben.

Ben: I DON'T CARE!

Uma: Why don't you make the kingdom do petitions for it?

Ben: I'll need 10,000 signatures. And EVERY DANG PERSON IN THIS SH*T KINGDOM hate villains!

Mal: BEN!

Mal: We can help with that.

Evie: Yeah. We can convince civilians to sign a petition for it.

Ben: Really?

Evie: Well----

Ben: So you guys can convince them?

Mal: We might but----

Ben: *deathly serious tone* You better. *walks away*

Mal: ....

Evie: .....

Jay: .....

Carlos: .....

Uma: .....

Audrey: .....

Mal: Welp, let's get started.

Descendants funny interactionsWhere stories live. Discover now