So, I'm writing this soon after posting the prologue, it's almost 3am and my mind's a train wreck at this point... without furder ado, chapter one of this nonsensical shit-show book!
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With their hand up in the air and their weapons in their inventory, André and John came out of their hiding spot, making themselves visible to the girls.
John: Don't worry, we won't do anything to you.
They both stopped when they were in front of the girls, at a distance that wouldn't threat them, while keeping their hands in the air.
???(2): Who are you guys?
John: Name's John, he's André.
Nepsy?: Andy Wein?
André: Not even close.
John: Well then, what are your names?
???(2): Name's Uzume Tennouboshi, this here *pointing at "Nepsy?"* is Nepsy, and this *pointing at "???(3)"* is Gearsy.
Gearsy: I'm Nepgear, nice to meet you.
John: Pleasure's mine, Nepgear... guessing Gearsy is a nickname of hers.
Nepgear: True.
André: So... is Nepsy also a nickname?
Nepsy: Dingle-ee-doo! I'm Neptune!
André: (Dingle-ee-doo? What the hell?) Nice to meet you, Nepchune.
Neptune: Did you just call me "Nepchune"?
André: A lid ma~ thon (I bit my tongue).
John: Anyway, why are you all here?
Uzume: Should ask the same to you two.
John: We were checking about some reports of dangerous monsters appearing in the area, heard your voices by chance when going back, found you three fighting dogoos and decided to just stay hidden.
Nepgear: So you have hear about those reports too?
John: Take it that you came for the same reason?
While John, Uzume and Nepgear were talking to each other, Neptune and André, who were pretty much forced out of the conversation, started sharing a bowl of popcorn, don't expect me to know why they had one or where they had it, while watching them talk.
Uzume: Exactly what you're thinking.
John: Got it. But, are you capable of taking an Ancient Dragon?
Uzume: We are, after all, we're CPUs.
John: .........
André: You OK mate?
John: .........
Neptune: Did someone turned him off or something? Does he have a switch on his back?
Nepgear: I don't think that's what happened, big sis.
John: .........huh?
Nep/Gear/Uzu: What?
{Get used to those abbreviations, I'll use them some more}
André: You seem way too shocked, even tho you literally told me about it last chapter.
John: I was saying whatever came to mind, I didn't expect for it to actually be true.
André: So... you were making a joke on me, and that backfired?
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