Lunalania

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"Dar kalk" is dead man's blessing slang for
"cedar fuck"
"fæd dar kalk" is commonly used to get the clans attention.
It means
"Listen up cedar fuckrs"
That's a.. very interesting.. swear word they got there. it would be a shame if.. somebody stole it.
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Edgar fluttered their eyes open with a pounding headache. Edgar was in a daze but can you blame them? it took Edgar a moment to realize the chaos that was unwrapping itself before them, like an unwelcome Christmas gift.
She was tied to a steak! In the center of a circle she was tied. There was wood beneath Edgar.
That was probably the least of their worries.
Edgar had no clue where they were!
The area looks like, a deep dark viny Forest!
everything is a deep swamp green except the torches held by a mass group of monsters illuminating gross yellow Vines hanging like a ratted matted hair amongst the treated tree above!
if you look hard enough you could almost see tree houses amongst the mess, but nothing too impressive! as a matter of fact, rather gross!

In a panic, Edgar shouts,
"what are you doing to me! let me go! Let me go right now! Release me You buttheads! let me go! go! go! Now!!!"
Edgars stirring and struggling where no use. the ropes are too tight for anything to move really all that well.

As Edgar was shouting the crowd seemed to be whisper yelling, seemingly MOCKING Edgar!

"DoI Su mAh gU~ Gu~ GU~~~."

"High gi mAh! soi che da ta~. Tarra ramma! Hahaha."

"Goi! goi! goooi!i!i!i!i!---- haha"

Edgar and a fit of region deuced panic. just started shouting. Shouting incoherently back at the crowd, mocking their mockings.
They also retaliated back so now they're mocking their mockings while Edgar is mocking they're mocking's mocking.

It was all disarray until the chief (I think it's a chief anyway) came from amongst the crowd slowly. walking one foot on top of the soil in front of the other, calmly towards Edgar.

His eyes almost smirking FOR his mouth. All of the monsters seemingly had mouths that can open and close in all directions. with four distinct fangs, two on the top and two on the bottom.

The chief had the longest of the fangs. And he was coming for edgar. Calmly I tell you. Like how you would walk up to your friend when you have something really funny to say. The smirk you make when you know the joke is going to piss them off. The satisfaction of knowing their reaction while still holding your composure.

that was his face.

He walked very proudly but boldly, like he's the boss of this place. (which he probably was.) With a scepter looking spear in one hand held kind of behind his back, and a shiny gold plating on his butt looking head. Not to mention he's wearing the combination of a ninja outfit and a kimono. Green and yellow both dark colors.
And this work of art finally stood face to face with Edgar.

"Nired yin, yajod syn begos. Saou cin di-io my-ya!"

The clan is still mocking Edgar quite loudly in the background but seemingly only Edgar heard the smug little b**** in front of them.
(Ok maybe not a 'little b****', but a big b****, since this b**** was roughly 7 ft tall. So I mean :/ )

Edgar squinted and made a confused face and said in a tone you only use when you think somebody suspicious, "what do you mean...."

Finally, the beast in front of Edgar actually cared to smirk with his mouth and not with his eyes. He made a chuckle and slowly turned to his rowdy clan.

"fæd dar kalk!"
Within moments, you could hear a pin drop.
The clan almost immediately fell silent and avoided talking like the plague.

Edgar tried to pay attention to what the Chief, leader? clan monster! thing... was trying to say, but couldn't make out anything. It was just clicking. Is this another freaking joke?

But the clan was getting a little more rowdy every time the click was specific. like what the leader was saying was building up to one big word. One big last phrase.

It was probably "lets burned it at the stakes" or something like that. But Edgar still was in disbelief on what's going on. This was the end for Edgar.