Naruto: What if?

Chapter 5

*Naruto pov*

I was walking in the woods with Hinata holding her hand and leading deeper into the woods, totally nothing suspicious! We got to the camp sight that me and my older siblings made for our camping trip which my mom and dad basically sat down talking to Hinata while me and my older siblings did all the work... well I didn't work, more like encouraging the boys to work, threatening to show every jounin the picture I took of big brother Kashi and Obito! While me and big sis Rin laughed at the two arguing. When we and Hinata got to the camp sight I noticed that there was a tent missing. There should have been one tent for every one except mom and dad, but there was only enough for three single people, so that means that someone was going to have to share a tent not counting my mom and dad. Immediately I assumed that big sis Rin was gonna sleep with big brother Obito since they are a couple. I asked them if they were going to share a tent and then big bro went red in the face and had a nose bleed while big sis went red and smacked big bro Obito in the head yelling something about how men are perverts. So I took that as a no and then I assumed I would be sharing a tent with big bro Kashi. Big bro Kashi started walking to his tent so I followed but then he paused and turned to look at me and asked what I was doing, I told him I thought we were sharing a tent then he said no because he wanted to read his 'special book' which I am very aware that its just porn and I spent so much time with Kashi that I know things... ANYWAY! I then assumed again that I was gonna be sleeping with big bro Obito, Obito always comes through for me! ... I was wrong, he failed me, when I opened the tent I saw him making out with a pillow in his sleep mumbling big sis Rin's name... that was disturbing! So then I closed the tent and sighed, with out thinking I walked towards big sis' tent, my eyes half asleep, I opened the tent.

Naruto: Hey big sis, can I room with you every one is-

Me and big sis were staring at each other in the eyes before I took in my surroundings and my eyes went wide... she was just in under wear and bra, my face went red and so did hers until I screamed and she screamed back. I ran out the tent making sure it closed and I ran to the near by lake and was washing my eyes out! She was hot... AHHHH WHAT AM I SAYING SHE IS MY BIG SISTER TO ME!!!! KASHI WHAT DID YOU DO TO MEEEE!!! Ok I'm over it now. When I got up and started walking I bumped into something. I looked up and saw that big sis Rin was staring at me with a glare that would make the devil piss his pants. She tried to hit my head but I was too fast and I went under her and jumped on my dad that came back from taking a leak and I was yelling at him to save me. He looked at me in confusion and saw that my face was red and then he saw the crazed woman I call my big sister with a red face running around yelling my name and he notice she was in a robe. Dad put things together in his head and gave me a look, not a mad look, a look that say 'you sly dooooog'. I face palmed. Dad held me tight and and yelled at big sis.

Minato: Hey Rin! I got your peeping Tom right here!

Mom came out when she heard peeping Tom, she came out with a frying pan at hand ready to unleash her wrath. Big sis turned her head slowly making eye contact with me and gave me an evil smile. I'm dead.

Naruto: N-NO! ITS NOT LIKE THAT! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE CHANGING! I'M NOT INCEST!!!!

Kushina: NARUTO! You no what I'm not mad at him, I'm mad at you Minato! HE GOT THE PERVERT IN HIM FROM YOU!

Minato: WHAT!? YOUR THE ONE THATS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GET HIM TO BANG HIS GIRLFRIEND!

Kushina: Hehe... anyways...

Kakashi: Yo, whats happening?

Minato: YOU! YOU READ PORN AROUND MY KID AND HE IS A PERVERT NOW!

Naruto: EVERY ONE SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!! I AM NOT A PERVERT I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND A PLACE TO SLEEP SINCE THERE IS ONE TENT MISSING!

I saw as my mom stiffened up and had an evil smirk that she tried to hide but failed. Dad saw this too and asked my mom what happened to my tent.

*Kushina pov*

MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!! MY PLAN FOR GRAND BABIES IS GOING TO COMMENCE!

Minato: Kushina, what happened to Naruto's tent?

Kushina: U-Uh, I don't know! He must have forgotten it!

Naruto: But you told me you would bring it for me so I can help carry the rest of the stuff!

Kushina: WELL EVERY ONE IS OCCUPIED SO YOU WILL HAVE TO SLEEP WITH HINATA! 

HHHAAHAAHHAHAHA! YES THE PLAN IS GOING INTO MOTION! THEY LOVE EACH OTHER NOT THEY JUST NEED A LITTLE PUSH!!!

Naruto: Fine!

Every one was calm and we started walking back into our tents until every one heard Naruto scream "AH SORRY HINATA I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE CHANGING!". Hehehehehe just as planned!

Sorry short chapter but no one really reads this story but I still enjoy writing it. sorry I dont update as often anymore its just that school is hella hard rn so yeah!

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