𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬³- 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚖 𝙻𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚡

𝘍𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴 ▵𝐂𝐡.𝟒

𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚

Sam's first day had gone well but things got weird in the elevator "Ahh. I know who you are!" Wang said "Shit!" Sam said "Witwicky! Witwicky! I'm talking to you!" "Excuse me. Thank you" and Sam ran out the elevator with his mail cart but Wang was behind him 

"Whoa whoa whoa, slow down, tiger. You showed up in the background of six different photos, two continents, with aliens. That was you in Egypt, huh, right? Because you know the aliens. See, you!" "Give me my jacket!" Sam said

Then ran into the bathroom. Wang jumped on Sam 

"I'm Wang. Deep Wang. Deep Wang. You're not getting it. Deep throat. Watergate? I'm talking code to you. Shhh! Damn it. They watch and listen. I can't go to the government, but you, you can! Because shit's going down, son! It is code pink, as in Floyd! Dark Side! Why do you think no one's been up there since 1972?" Wang said

"I know you're speaking English, it's just a very strange English. That's why I'm not-" and Wang began to take off his pant "Oh. Don't. I'm gonna hit you" Sam said 

"I'm gonna hit you right back, son. It's my manifesto. They're whacking us out. Everyone who knows what's on the dark-"

The door opened Brazos had walked in "Your alien friends are in danger, you know, the good ones. It's up to you. Calm down. Ow! Easy, Sam!" 

Wang and Sam walked out Wang pulled up his pants and washed his hands but he noticed Brazos was looking at him "What are you looking at? Yo, dawg. Are you up in my shit? Who are you working for? Stare down, you and me. Guess I won" he said

Sam went back to his desk and began to read "Moon satellites. The Russian space program. Experts dead. Space program ends. Dark side. Dark side of the moon" he said 

"Look what I found outside the bathroom. Huh? Is it yours? Deal with this" the mail room guy said "Yes, sir". Sam went to Wangs office "I really think we should talk, cause some of the stuff-" Sam said 

"Whoa! Knock first! Can't you see I'm busy? Who are you? Who are you?" Wang said "You straddled me in the stall. That's happened to me once in this life. I wouldn't forget it" 

"No!" 

"From the bathroom stall. You took your package out" 

"WHOA!" 

"You took your package out" 

"Whoa! We are not boyfriends, okay? One phone call from me and I'll have you fired. Oh yes, I will, gaylord!" 

"Are you okay?" 

"Ahh- hemorrhoids!" 

"Should I come back? When should I come back?" 

"Come back when you learn some manners!"

But what Sam didn't know was that there was a Decepticon in Wangs office and was there ot kill Wang. Wang tried to defend himself but failed and Wang went flying out the window. Sam saw what happened and he got worried 

"Come on, people. Yes, a workmate died but looking out the window is not going to bring him back. The man was depressed You can keep watching him, but he's not getting up. You all read Humpty Dumpty. Okay? Witwicky. I'm spearheading the press. You clean up. Wang is everywhere. He is in the bistro. He's in the bamboo. He's on the balustrade. Box up his personals. Get his name off his parking space. We need- Listen, I'm not gonna say anything about what I saw. Who you share a toilet stall with is totally your business"

Donny was messing around with Laserbeck who transformed into a printer when he transformed into his bird self and began shooting Sam ran for his life knowing the Decepticon would kill him since he knew the Autobots

𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙩 𝙪𝙨

I was making sure the soldier got the training done my phone rang 

"Sam" 

"Deceptions are coming back. One was in my office today" 

I felt my heart drop 

"What?" 

"I'll see you later"

And he hung up "Sam? Sam" nothing "Damn it" "What's wrong" Will asked "Sam"

Meanwhile

Sam and Carly were on there was to the NEST Base "What is with you?" Carly asked "This is the real deal, Carly, okay? I need you to stay composed. It's real life. I'll explain it to you later" Sam said he pulled up to the soliders 

"We've got an emergency. You gotta get Colonel Lennox and Major Witwicky out here. I'm reporting a Decepticon. The Decepticons are back. You gotta open that gate right now" Sam said 

"Easy, sir. This is Health and Human Services" NEST guard 1 said "Right. Packing M4's? What are you protecting, colostomy bags? Bedpans? Throat lozenges?" Sam said "Babe. Babe-" Carly said "Where'd you get that hat from, nursing school? So, you're nurses and foot-powder protectors? Fantastic" 

"Babe"

 "Yes" 

"I don't think we're in the right place" 

"We are in the right place. We're in the right place and we're in the right place and I'm gonna talk to Optimus right now" 

"Sir" NESt guard 2 said "You're gonna get Optimus out here" Sam said

Sam was getting frustrated "Sir. Sir, you got the wrong building. I don't know what you're talking about" guard 2 said "What part of Decepticons are back do you not understand?" Sam said. Nest guard 3 hit Sam's car 

"Yo! You being a smartass?" he said "DO NOT hit my car! It's a collector's item!" Sam yelled and he hit the gas "I wouldn't do that" Nest guard 2 said. 

Sam car got lifted up "You're crazy!" Carly said "We got an Energon reading!" Nest guard 3 said "We've got aliens in the vehicle!" NEST guard 4 yelled

Sam was so done "Whoooaaa!" Sam yelled "You move, you're dead! Out! Out! Got aliens in the vehicle!" the guards said "Whoaaa!" Sam kept yelling. 

The guards open the door to find Wheelie and Brains "Aah!" Wheelie said "Freeze! Get out!" NEST guard 5 said 

"Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! We're freezing!" Brains said "Are you- are you kidding me?" Sam yelled and he dropped a solider "Sam, they've got guns! Oh my god" Carly said 

"I got him. Go!" the guard said. Sam got the radio "Bee! Alexia! Is Bee in there? Aaah! Okay, all right" Sam said and the got him 

"This how you treat Autobots? We're on the same team" Brains said "Yeah, enjoy your next job at Seven-Eleven, dickhead" Wheelie said "That's right!" "A-hole" "How's your car now?" the guard asked. Then Bee and Ironhide with Alexia came flying out and pointing guns.

Enjoy!