You are (Y/N) (L/N), a young 17 year old man who returns home to Canterlot in the USA after a long trip in across Japan and some of China! You do have a long line of Japanese ancestry and wanted to delve deep into it. Though returning to America get...
You wake Lum up from your bed, which was king sized now, in order to fit your massive harem of lovely ladies!
Lum yawns and smiles upon seeing you!
Lum: GOOD MORNING DARLING!!!
She pins you down and begins kissing you like crazy!
(Y/N): Need to breathe!!
Lum: Oh dear, I am sorry Darling!
(Y/N): You should see ..... what Kodachi can do. (shuddering, while thinking of her laughing like a maniac!)
Lum: Put those thoughts away Darling! You are with me now!
Lum just hugs you and you are comforted!
You quickly rush downstairs to prepare Lum some food to eat!
(Y/N): Okay, I think some nice fried rice, and some fried eggs on top would do the trick and-
The minute you begin finishing up your cooking, you notice that someone has appeared in the kitchen!
(Y/N): Is that Kasumi? No wait a second, she usually goes grocery shopping at this time. Who's there?!
You look and see an Oni!!
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(Y/N): HEY BUDDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FRIED RICE?! THAT'S FOR LUM AND I!!
???: Hmph, you speak as if Lum actually wants you. But she doesn't.
(Y/N): Excuse me buster, I've dealt with like a bunch of morons who tried to get my girls before, and you're not the last to get my fist in your face! You may not be a stupid swordsman, or a crossdressing dude, or hell even some nerdy glasses wearing weapon maniac, but I'm going to still beat you to a pulp!
The Oni just glared at you, and grabbed the other rice bowl!
(Y/N): OH THAT DOES IT!! BASAI TENGE-
Lum soon arrives at that moment!
Lum: HUH?! REI?!
(Y/N): LUM?! YOU KNOW THIS GUY?!
Rei: Lum. What are you doing with this human? Come back with me already.
Lum: HUH?! NO!! I DON'T WANT TO!!! I'M IN LOVE WITH (Y/N)! AND THAT'S FINAL!
(Y/N): He's your ex right?
Lum looks at Rei and then looks back at you.
Lum: Yes, and he eats way too much.
(Y/N): NO KIDDING!! HE LITERALLY TOOK THE RICE BOWLS THAT I PREPARED FOR US!!
Lum: WHAT?!
Rei: I'm saying you should leave him. I'm better for you.
Lum: NO!! I WON'T!! The truth is ..... I'M PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD!
(Y/N): HUH?!
Rei: WHAT?!
(Y/N): No! Lum's just kidding! The thing is, if you want her to be happy, you should know, that I love Lum too! And I'll take good care of her and-
Rei then slams the rice bowl down and throws it to you!
Rei: Whoever eats the rice bowl first, will have Lum as their own.
(Y/N): Fine by me! 3,2,1 GO!
You and Rei begin stuffing all of the contents of your bowls down, and in like 2 seconds, you finish before he can!
Rei: WHAT?!
(Y/N): Looks like I win!
Rei: If this is what it takes, then I will leave. I'll come back, but this time, I'll out eat you.
(Y/N): Bring it on! Loser!
Rei leaves through the window, and you just give him the finger!
(Y/N): So Lum, sorry about that, how about some new rice bowls?
Lum: Oh yes please! I love you so much (Y/N) my Darling!
(Y/N): And I love you too my little alien!
You and Lum kiss each other as you go off to make more rice bowls for you both!
