Obama X Hisoka

Love at first sight 😻🥵😳🥰😘🕺💃🏻

HISOKA POV:

I strut my way to McDonald's with my 10 inch platform heels. I open the door and- OooOoOoOoh~ I'm getting turned on😻😍😘🥰😝🥵🥵.

I-Is that b-b-Barack Obama?! He sits there waiting for his happymeal to be done. oooOOOoOoH~ OoOobAMmMa~. Of course I walk over to him and greet him with a, "hi babi gorl" with a wink from my left eye.
"Uh-uhm hi~" he says. His voice is so smexy😭
Before I get to say anything in my sexy 😫 voice somebody's dumbass smelly greasy hair big eye bag looking Levi dog comes and pounces on my Obama Chan! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 HES MINE BITCH BACK OFF!!!

"BARK BARK ARF GRRRR" The dog tears up Obama's dress 🤬🤬🤬.
"Sorry luv" the owner says.
"My name is yuri"
"Shut the fuck up nobody asked" I say to that disgusting strawberry shortcake looking terrible dog walker. I run over to Obama Chan and just as his happymeal is ready I shove Dino nuggies down that dogs throat. Wtf the dog was so sus.

The dog eventually starts choking to death but that dumbass urine guy helps him why tf are they so sus what is up with this McDonald's. Meanwhile THATS happening poor Obama Chan is crying over his dress. That was his favorite dress 😤😹😿.

"Hey Obama Chan"
"Y-yes hisoka kun?" Obama Chan says through tears.
"Let's go buy you a better new dress sexy man" I tell him.
"O-o-okay thank you hisoka Kun😭"
I stab Urine's dog with one of my cards and we go to Victoria's Secret.
"How about we get some gucci and Luis after this?" I ask Obama Chan.
"Okay Hisoka kun! 🤗"

Urine cried so hard 😹.
"YOUR GOING TO PAY FOR THIS YOU DUMB BITCH!!! JUST YOU WAIT" Urine cries.

Me and Obama Chan go to Victoria's Secret, Gucci and Luis Vuitton.