Can't write stories,
Can't plot for shit
Character development - a joke
Stick to poems
Dress them up in metaphors and alliterations
A little girl with her dolls
Use words that slip through the mind
Like sand through fingers
Leaving before anyone can point out their flaws
Words that can't be analyzed
Are the prettiest of them all
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Make damn sure your readers are blind
Spread your words thin across the page
Skinny is in, and
This is the closest you'll get to beauty