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✨Afrodita's not diary journal✨ Dear journal, It's my least favourite part of the year. My birthday. Now, you may be wondering 'why is that your least favourite part of the year Afrodita?' well, to answear your question, every year, my parents force me to spend my birthday with the Blacks... you heard me right. The bloody Blacks! To answear another question you were obviously going to ask, I hate the Blacks because they care about all the blood supremacy shit and well, their eldest son. Sirius Black, an ABSOLUTE nightmare. He thinks he's so cute and funny pranking little first years. God he's such a git! I would rather spend my birthday with the Evans family or the Potter's but NO. I 'have to' spend it with the most annoying family on earth. Well, I actually don't mind Regulus' company. He's a sweet kid, and he's actually not a misogynistic piece of shit like his parents. Of course, Sirius bullies the living and breathing fuck out of his brother...honestly he's such a bitch. Anyways, changing the subject from that ugly dried up ballsack :) I got a new broom for my birthday! A comet 4000, the newest broom on the market. It made this shitty day a bit less shitty, if you know what i mean "Afrodita dear we've got to go!" 'shit' i whispered to myself Well, journal, i've got to go. Mum's calling me. 'Till next time A. I closed my not a diary and started doing my hair in what felt like slowmotion until my mom called me, again: "Afrodita we need to leave!" she yelled "Merlin woman calm down, I'm doing my bloody hair!" I yelled back "AFRODITA CHARLOTTE SKYES GET YOUR ARSE DOWN RIGHT NOW!" she basically screeched "Jesus fuck..." I quickly ran down the stairs to see my dad laughing and my mom clearly annoyed "Took you long enough" she pointed her finger at me I grabbed her finger and kissed it "At leased I came" I gave my dad a wink and went out the door and to hell- I mean the Black Manor. "Where the hell are you going?" asked my dad, an amused expression on his face "Right..."