DBZ x Male Reader

The Ginyu Force! Body Blender Blunder

You saw Vegeta heading over to where Krillin and the others took camp! You quickly launched yourself over with Zarbon at your side "...Sorry about this Zarbon" You kicked her into the air as you charged up a blast and shot it up to her "SKY OBLITERATION!" Zarbon was blown to bits with a smirk growing on your face "But I'm really not sorry..." You turned back to see Vegeta stopped in front of you holding a dragon ball "What did you do to Krillin and the others?" She chuckled "I didn't kill them. Mainly because they were so generous when giving me this dragon ball" You jumped back "You'll have to get past me first..." She threw her dragon ball into the water "The offer still stands if you want to join me." You stayed silent "Hmph." Vegeta charged at you and you charged back to block them off, You then span around to kick her back as Vegeta shot a blast towards you. You hit it away and began to throw punches while Vegeta blocked them "Is this all you can do?" She tried to kick you in the chest but you grabbed her knee and threw her into one of the pieces of land. You flew down to grab the dragon ball and blasted away, Vegeta shot out of it to see you escaped "Bastard! He flew away with the dragon ball! He didn't want to fight he just wanted to distract me..." Vegeta flew around trying to search for you.

You met up with Go-Chi "Go-Chi! Why aren't you at camp?" She showed you a dragon ball and you rubbed her head "Well look at you eh? Now follow me, and hide your energy!" You dived into the water taking a deep breath before you did with Go-Chi following. You both swam under the water towards the camp and jumped out "Okay guys." You dropped down the Dragon Ball "I can't stay here too long but I will be back soon." Bulma ran out "Guys! I found a nearby location we can set up our new camp." You flew into the air "Get their immediately." Krillin threw you the dragon radar "Here!" you caught it "Thanks Krillin. Cya!" You flew away towards a group of Dragon balls. You crashed into a raging Vegeta "GET OUT OF MY WAY-" She noticed it was you "YOU!" You hit the dragon radar away and put up your fists "TELL ME WHERE THAT DRAGON BALL IS!!!" She released her rage as you began to enter a battle with Vegeta flailing her arms around trying to hit you, You kicked her and went for a punch in the gut to cause her to faint. You sighed as you carried her in your arms as you continued your fly to where Vegeta hid the dragon balls.

You noticed that a group of colourful people stood outside where Vegeta hid the dragon balls "Hello there! You must be apart of the Frieza force?" you dropped Vegeta and nodded "Awesome!" She ran over and shook your hand "I am Captain Ginyu! This is my crew the Ginyu force!" They all posed as you blushed "Oh right- You're a boy! I'm sorry to shock you like that" Ginyu stood up "Well if you could point us where the Dragon balls are, You take Vegeta back and we will get them for you" You pointed to the east "Keep heading east and then you will need to head north and there you can't miss them, They're shiny orange orbs" The red girl checked her scouter "He seems to be lying. 2 are to the SouthEast and the rest are behind us" Ginyu turned and saw them "Oh! You must be bad with directions" A girl with Orange hair checked you "A power level of 100...How pathetic. Also, his heart rate is going super fast!" "Not faster than me I bet" The blue girl spoke. You picked up Vegeta as they all turned to you "I will take these back to Frieza and tell her the bad news as well as the good news...Sorry kid but we will be needing you to die" You glared "You don't want this...I'm not afraid to kill you." The orange-haired girl laughed "Ohoho. I'll take him first! This guy has spunk!" The green short girl pulled her back "Hold On Recoome! We should take turns deciding...With Scissors paper rock!" You walked up "I'll join in too. I'd like to see who I'm fighting" You all circled around and put your fists in the middle "SCISSORS PAPER ROCK!" You got rock "Hah! Looks like I'm fighting the blue one!" She walked over "The names Burter. It'll be the last name you hear!" You sighed a bit. If you could hold everyone off until Krillin and Go-Chi sense you then you could get a bit of help "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HAAAAA!" You released a massive amount of energy. Krillin and Go-Chi had to have sensed you now.