CHAPTER 1
My name is Nadia and I live in York. But things aren't the same as what they are now. things are a little different, the date is 1345 and I am a princess! My father is one of the greatest rulers of all time (at least that is what the villagers call him) and stepmother, well she is the most beautiful lady for miles-and completely under aged for my father. She is my father's 3rd wife and she is nice and my favorite. I mean I can't really remember the first one as she was dumped when I was 1! Any way enough about my parents and more on to the story I want to tell you, if you will listen.
It begins when I was coming to the age of marriage (16) and obviously my dad I mean father didn't tell me it was going to be given an arranged marriage until a week before my 16th birthday. I was horrified, I mean who wouldn't be if their father gave them an arranged marriage with someone they had no idea who they were. Also, to make it worse he doesn't even know the name of this fellow, he chose him because he was rich! Any way I had other things I needed to worry about. I need a maid, a new dressing table, a new dress (for the ceremony) and I also want a cat for my birthday, so I am going to ask mother to get me one. no.1) get a maid-I really want an obedient maid that I can be friends with and share everything with. She also has to be a very loyal and kind for when I am sad or having a hissy fit! When I look at her, I want her to be kind looking you know when you get that special look in her eyes or smile or lips, so sweet you couldn't bear to have without them. Oh dear, I really shouldn't have said that! Moving swiftly on, my cat should be trained to follow me and come to my call. And my maid's eyes should carry the sun and gleam at me. sorry back of track, my dressing table needs to be pure wood with an expensive glass and diamonds around the border. And my maid could slowly brush my hair there. All right you have probably figured it out now! Yes, I am into girls. If my father or mother or even a villager found out I would be hung or executed, and you know that I must get married to a rando who is guy! I really hope that he doesn't want children because I can't stand sex with men, they are always sweaty and smelly.
Any way I am going to ask mother for a cat.
