you are very cute today mi amore

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"it's time for the gay sex education!!" y/n said. "I hope that it is going to be easy" y/n is very tired because they don't sleep at night since they fell in love with bob the minion, the new nerdy horny child from their class. y/n dreams only about bob. the love of their life.
"everyone, sit on your chair or i'm going to kiss you on the lips!" the sexy teacher (woman) said. of course, everyone is still standing up because everyone wants a kiss from the sexy teacher. ( the teacher is 420 and the students are all 69. why? i dont even know) only y/n and bob we're sitting. y/n can't betray the love for bob and bob as well. they love each other but they're both really shy to confess their love.
~ lunch break~
nothing interesting happened.
~after 1 year~
bob had the courage to confess to y/n. he wrote a love letter for them and then put it in their locker.
y/n goes to their locker. "O.M.G. THE HANDSOME BOB THE MINION WROTE A LOVE LETTER FOR M-Me?!?! IM IN SHOCK. lol" bob was right behind y/n. "so uhhh... do you want to go on a date?" bob said with his big red cheeks (face cheeks cause his butt is yellow it cant be red ok?). "of course, i'd love to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" y/n said
~weekend m~
bob prepared the date to his house. he had the microphones and a ton of video of songs with lyrics saved in his hentai playlist on youtube for the karaoke night haha. y/n is very happy hehehehehehe. they sing.
1. money machine -  100gecs 
2. world is mine - hatsune miku ( queen btw stan hatsune miku or i'll cook your dog)
ok and that's it lol
at the end of the date bob kissed y/n. y/n was dreaming their harem anime life.
no sex cause it's unholy hahaha you though.

ok THE END

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