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Gleipnir.....

Do you know that?

If not, (or yes) imma tell u about that...




Gleipnir is an ANIME....

Idk the genre..... But my mom said that it's a GOOD anime, so she recomended this anime to me so I can watch and entertain myself when I'm bored....

So I watched it......

Do u know where I watched it?!?

ok........ So imma tell u what happened.

So I opened my PC, entered the password, went to my anime compilations, selected the anime, and I played the first episode.......

I found the anime's opening (intro) a little creepy~....

Cause there's a guy/girl in a 3rd person's view, it seems like their sight is glitchimg and the voice is weird..... I mean static...

Then the person/shadow(?) found a golden coin near the grass... They picked it up, then the screen changed the view...

I saw a (the thing where u put some coins or bills to get a snack or a drink) sorry i forgot what it's called























A VENDING MACHINE! (ang b*bo ko tlg...)


Then the person/shadow(?) inserted the coin, and pushed a button to select their drink...

The drink won't go down the machine, so they tried to push the button harder, several times...

But it won't budge.....

So they gave up and turned around....

But the person/shadow(?) heard a sound comming from the vending machine














They looked back....
















U know what they saw?















A freaking blonde boi who LITERALLY CAME OUT FROM THE VENDING MACHINE!!!







wth right?!?! Then the blonde spoke up,

"ur the guy/girl (idk what he said) who used this (the coin) right?"

Then the person/shadow(?) nodded

Then this guy thanked them then he aid he'd do something for them in return...

Then he smiled in a creepy way...

Then the intro song started....

The intro song is also creepy~

Cause there's some monsters.... Ghouls?, and a dog mascot.....

So, there's this guy, (I forgot the name sry)

He wears a glasses and a highschool uniform, so imma skip the useless stuff and go to the IMPORTANT PART...

This boi can smell some weird black-looking ash or idk what it is, then he sensed that there's a fire nearby (burning house/barn) then he  went to find where did that smell came from

And there... he stood there and looked at the burning building (idk) then he planned on calling 911,

Then he saw a girl..... The girl wears a high school uniform, where her blouse is unbuttoned on the upper part...





(so it showed the girl's bra and cleavage)

Now this is where I felt uncomfy watching this anime.....

I'm in the living room while my dad is watching a movie on our 60 inches LG TV

The guy suddenly remembered that he has "powers" that he doesn't know when he got it and from where' who he got it...

Then he transformed into a dog mascot....


IDEKW.....

Then he "smashed" the wall like Deku did in the season 4 OVA... When todobakudeku  is teaming up....

After he "detriot smash'ed" the frikking thick wall ((me: looks at Oikawavs ass))
He slung the girl on his shoulders, carried her out from the burning building...

Then he settled the girl down the floor....

I mean the floor near the grass...

The CONCRETE

























Then this guy smelled something again, his nose twitched and said:

" *sniffs* her smell... *leans down near her chest* *sniffs* *nose twitches* *then looks at her SKIRT that's a little pushed up, that has a NOICE VIEW of her white laced PANTY* "






























U know what the BOI did?!?!?!?!?!?!





HE FREAKING STRIPPED THE GIRLS PANTY OFF!!! MY FREAKING MONITOR ALMOST SHOWED HER P*SSY OMG!





I PANICKED AND I ALMOST PUNCHED MY MONITOR, GLADLY I DIDN'T BUT I COVERED IT WITH MY HAND AND I LOOKED AWAY FROM MY MONITOR AND CLOSED THE VIDEO,

LITERALLY "SHUTED DOWN" MY COMPUTER FASTER THAN "NARUTO'S  RUNNING SPEED"

AND I SAT THERE WIDE EYED...... I'm still stunned......









My mom didn't mentioned something to me abt that scene......





Mommy literally said it's a GOOD ANIME~









THAT WAS 18+






(not that I'm not reading lemons...)

But still........... I'M IN THE FKNG LIVINGROOM! 😵😵😵😵😵

OMG THAT WAS SO EMBARASSING.....






I'm glad that my dad is so hooked up on the movie that he's watching.....





If he saw me watching that........

I may be homeless by now......






(buti nlng walang nakakita sakin....)





*sigh*..........






I'm never trusting my mom again.........


And my classmate who recomended me watch

"boku no pico"

&

"O maidens on your savage season"

^ (i watched it on class with my bluetooth speaker..... And the scene where the girl caught his childhood crush F*pping to some p*rn........ The class looked at me and laughed..... WTF..... Really.... They thought I'm horny to watch 18+ anime in classroom while the bluetooth speaker is in MAX)

(i searched boku no pico on fb & watched it..... Don't ask me what happened to my face and nose)







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