Alfred: Imagine someone hands you a box full of things you have lost throughout your lifetime.
John: Mum! Dad! My siblings and I missed you! Well we didn't miss Dad, but whatever you're back!
Zatanna: Father, Mother! I'm here!
Bruce: Mother, Father! I missed you so much!
Tim: My will to live and my parents are back! Fuck yes!
Talia: Mother! I have missed you!
Clarissa: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Damian: My childhood innocence! Oh how I missed you!
Chelsea: I finally have my money back! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Dick: Mami! Tati! You're back!
Jason: Mom! Non existent biological mom! Dad! There you are! I have so much to tell you about my fucked up life!
Carrie: Mom! Dad! Clementine! I missed you!
Cass: Hello, Father. Or should I say, hello bastard.
Steph: Hello, Mom! Guess what? Dad's in jail!
Duke: Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. Good to see you again.
Babs: Sanity! My old friend!
Whitney: Is that my virginity? Thank you for finding that, Alfred!
All except Whitney: Wtf? You know what, never mind....
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Batfamily Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionYou know the drill. This will feature Whitney Constantine Wayne, the Constantine siblings, the kids of Bruce and Whitney, and their friends obviously. Some of these incorrect quotes will have a twist in them. Hope you like it!
