The Boys X Male Reader Oneshots

Josh: Pumpkins

~3rd Person PoV~

You were disappointed to say the least.
Josh had gone to pick out a couple of pumpkins for the two of you to carve, and the two pumpkins that he settled on were two sad little things about the size of a very small soccer ball.

"Josh, what the hell are these?" You asked, crossing your arms in front of your chest.

"They're the pumpkins that you wanted," Josh said in his usual tone, but you could tell that he was a little bit hurt.

"I told you that I wanted big pumpkins this year, I mean last year the ones that you got were about the size of a baseball! I told you not to wait until the last minute again!" You said, getting slightly more upset.

"Babe, I know that I should have listened to you and gone earlier, but you know how PAX went. Besides, there weren't very many left to choose from, and this little old lady and her granddaughter really wanted the last two big ones, so I gave them to them. You should have seen how happy they were when I handed them over to them." Josh said with a pink blush dusting his face right above his adorable smile.

"I even have a picture." Josh said as he fished his phone out of the pocket of his black skinny jeans.

"Why do you have a picture? Think I wouldn't believe you?" You asked as you looked at his phone screen.

There he was: standing next to this cute old lady and her adorable granddaughter. He had his arms over their shoulders as they held the pumpkins. You could feel the happiness radiating from the picture, which brought a tear to your eye.

"It did also help that they recognized me. Granny is wearing one of my beanies," Josh boasted.

You examined me he photo again to see that indeed, the little old lady was in fact wearing one of Josh's merch beanies.

It really warmed your heart to see your boyfriend interacting with his fans, and the fact that he had the power to make those people so happy.
You set Josh's phone down on the table and wrapped your arms around the slightly shorter male, pulling him closer to your body before you grabbed the back of his head, smashing his soft lips against yours.

"Babe... what are yo-," Josh tried to speak but you just slipped your tongue into his mouth affectively silencing the blue eyed male for a little bit longer

"Come on, we should have a little bit of time before the Trick-or-Treaters start showing up!" You whispered softly in his ear, hooking your finger in one of the belt loops on the front of his jeans, tugging him toward the stairs.

"Ooh-ho! I bet you've got something kinky planned, don't you!" Josh panted.

"You bet your sweet Australian ass I do!" You replied as you got to the top of the stairs.

But just as Josh was about pull you in for another kiss, the doorbell rang, followed by what sounded like a large group of children shouting "Trick- or- Treat!"

"God damnit!" The two of you said in unison.

You walked down the stairs and picked up the large bowl of candy before you opened the door.
You had expected to see about 10 kids standing on your doorstep, but instead you opened the door to Grant and Gaege wearing short orange shorts and white tank-tops that had "Hooters" printed on them, the only difference was that Grant had bunny ears and a little white tail. Behind them was Eddie and Gabby wearing matching banana costumes, and behind them was Smashing wearing an egg costume with horns, and who you could only assume was Mully wearing a gorilla costume.
Their smiles all grew as soon as they saw you.

"Did we interrupt anything?" Gaege asked.

"Oh no, nothing at all. Come on in!" You lied through your teeth.

You commented on everyone's costumes as they passed through the door, but when you didn't say anything about Smashing's costume, he just stood there.

"What are you supposed to be?" Josh asked as he appeared by your side.

"Seriously dude? I'm a deviled egg!" Smashing replied.

"Get out of my house Smashing!" Josh shouted.

"A- what? Come on dude! Narrator is literally wearing a furry buttplug, and he gets to stay! My costume is a pun, and I get kicked out?!" He protested.

Josh just slammed the door on his face.

"You can come in when you've learned your lesson!" Josh yelled.