Slap! Slap! Revolution!

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Chris: New York! The city that eats the other cities for breakfast. Here, our competitors went to great heights to discover New York's finest, to the bosom of Lady Liberty to the Big Apple's rotten and stanky sewer core. In the end, Team Amazon claimed victory and surprise rewards, which meant no one got booted off, except the meat grinder. We have lucky number thirteen competitors still in the running. [German accent] And ve shall see who vill vin ze one million bucks zoon on Total. Drama [singing] World Tour!


DJ: Man... I'm just so sick of having this stupid animal mangling curse.

Leshawna: Curse schmurse. The more you believe that trash, the more power it has over you.

DJ: Really? Wow. Maybe you're right.

Owen: Six episodes and no eliminations! [chuckles] If we were a steak, we'd be a thirty-two ounce Porterhouse! And you guys would be a tiny slice of bologna. Ha ha ha!

Alejandro: Need I remind you all that we lost the last challenge?

Owen: But with you and Suki as our leaders, nothing is impossible. Heck, I'm not even afraid of flying anymore. Check this out!

[rumbling]

Owen: Ah-na-na-na-na!

Chris: Turbule-e-e-e-ence!

Owen: Ah!

[all screaming]

Tyler: Wha? Oof!

[all scream]

Owen: Spoke. Too. Ah! Soon! Help! Al, Suki give me an Ale-hand, bro! Suki man!

Alejandro: [confessional] Ugh. How dare he pervert the name of Alejandro Burromuerto?

Katsuki: [Confessional] i swear i could have let him fall out the damn plane

Tyler, Izzy, and Noah: Oof!

DJ: [gasps] No! Shoo, go. You're not safe with me.

Courtney: Winning has its privileges.

[bell dings]

Cody: Ah! No more foot rubs, Sierra! Huh? [dozing off] Ah... no more foot rubs, Sierra...

Sierra: And that's how I became the president of my fifteenth Total Drama fan club.

Alaia: [hums as if she was listening while looking at her nails next to Heather]

Heather: Great. So, you must have some idea of who's going next.

Sierra: Yep. According to my stats, no team avoids elimination six times in a row without getting O.C.T.B.I. Syndrome.

Heather/Alaia: What?

Sierra: Over-Confident, Then Blowing It Syndrome.

Heather: So, what you're saying is Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot is on the chopping block?

Sierra: Duh. I am H.O. For a TV reg, you're both a major noob.

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