Hear Me Roar: Lions Pride One Shots

Regina VS Raph

Clara: *walking down upstairs hallway with head down looking at phone*

Regina: *hiding behind corner smirking*

Clara: *comes around corner*

Regina: I GOT YOU NOW! *jumps out in front of her*

Clara: AHHHHHH!!! *crumbles to the ground* W-W-W-Why?! Why'd you d-do that?! *tearing up from fear*

Regina: Oh....you're not Raphael...

Clara: *huffs* No. I'm not! What's even going on?!

Regina: *sighs* I'm trying to scare Raph!

Clara: Still? Mom, it's been years! He's just to good! Please, please for everyone's sake...just give up!

Regina: Clarabelle, I don't give up! I'm not stopping until I scare that boy! I'm tired of him always scaring me! I've gotta get him!

Clara: He's your son! Why do you have to scare him?! Why can't you just let him win?

Regina: *narrows her eyes* Are you really gonna ask me that?

Clara: *sighs* No....fine, do what you must but...please try not to give me another heart attack...please?!

Regina: *nods* Yeah, I'll try.

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Ithlilen: *asleep on couch in living room*

Regina: BOOO!!!! *jumps up from behind couch*

Ithlilen: *high pitched scream* AHHHHHHH!!!! WHY?! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?!

Regina: *growls* Damn it! You're not Raphael!

Ithlilen: ....I know....Okay, he maybe my twin but we don't look alike! How did you even—

Regina: Oh! Here he comes! *hides behind couch again*

Raph: *walks downstairs reading a book*

Regina: BOOO! *jumps up*

Raph: *blinks* *goes back to book and continues into kitchen*

Regina: *throws arms up* What?! *looks down and sees a large black spider* AHHHHHH!!!

Raph: *smirks, and picks up rubber spider and walks away*

Regina: GRRR, RAPHAEL!!!!

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Cady: *sitting in her home office grading papers*

Regina: *throws a pen in the hallway*

Cady: *glances up confused* Hello? Whose there? Ithlilen...is that you?

*no response*

Cady: *groans and stands up* Ithlilen Leo, what are you doing—?

Regina: *jumps from around the corner* BOOOO!!!!

Cady: AHHHHGGGG!!! *throws hand on her heart*

Regina: ...Uh no....

Cady: *glares at her wife* Regina George....what exactly are you doing?

Regina: *getting nervous* Oh...well...you see, honey...I thought Raph was in there...so I was...trying to scare him...

Cady: *huffs* Why?! Why are you trying to scare our son? And why would he be in my home office?!

Regina: *chuckles nervously* Um...well...

Raph: *walks by them causally* *points behind Regina with a fake worried expression*