𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 | zodiacs¹✓

꧁137꧂

𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 + 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕

𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬: Hiroo
-about how you have to stop falling asleep on him
-H: Stop falling asleep on me you can sleep on the floor damn it
Y/N: I don't know what you're talking a- *falls on him*
H: ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶

𝐓𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬: Tendou
-about how you can't call Goshiki "baby" cuz he's tough and it distracts him
-Y/N: But he's baby😔
G: DGIDGDIDUDGIGID
T: TSUTOMU NO, YOU HAVE TO SHOW THEM HOW TOUGH YOU ARE
S: Oh great, he passed out 🙄

𝐆𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢: Kita

-about how you should stop rushing the twins up at eachother or something bad will happen....to you
-I think it would be best to listen to him cuz damn you even saw Suna making hand gestures behind Kita with a scared expression

𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫: Daishou
-about how you should join him in bullying Kuroo
-D: C'mon JOIN THE DARK SIDE
Y/N: But he looks like a cat
D:....but...we have...uh...WE HAVE KUGURI LOOK AT HIM *grabs his cheeks* AND LOOK AT HIS FLUFFY HAIR *ruffles hair*
Y/N: 😐💧
D: STOP WALKING AWAY

𝐋𝐞𝐨: Oikawa
-about how he's the only one that's allowed to flex
-even made a powerpoint presantation smh🙄

𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐨: Sakusa
-about how you should never touch his cleaning supplies again
-in his words:"Don't touch them, don't think about them and don't you dare breath next to them."

𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚: Akaashi
-about how you in fact cannot eat a whole bag of sour UFOs in 2 minutes
-A: L/N-san, I told you that you can't-
Y/N: WATCH ME PRETTY BOI
A: 😐
-your mouth ended up watering uncontrolably

𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨: Kuroo
-about how beating up Yamamoto wasn't your job
-K: Y/N-chan, for the last time, that's Yakkuns job
Y/N: BUT HE STARTED
K: NO!! GODDAMNIT
Y/N: 😳💧

𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬: Osamu

-about how you should stop ruffling his hair
-O: Y/N-chan, I'm trying to fucking eat here
Y/N: But you're hair,,,,it's so,,, ˢᵒᶠᵗ🥺
O: (눈_눈)

𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧: Kageyama
-about how you can't steal his milk the whole time
-K: Y/N STOP DRINKING MY MILK
Y/N: *sluuuuurp* huh?

𝐀𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬: Ushijima
-about how you should stop bickering with Shirabu after he taped your mouth closed
-Y/N: BUT-
U: no
Y/N: BUT HE-
U: no
S: 😌

𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐬: Daichi
-about how you should stop quoting vines
-Y/N: what the FUCK IS UP KYLE. No what did you say, what the fuck dude. Step the FUCK up Kyle
D: (งಠ_ಠ)ง　σ( •̀ ω •́ σ)