"This crazy plan I've concocted was just getting started. He'll never know what hit him. I skipped out on Miss USA and Miss Universe because the title that I was going after meant far more to me than those. This one was personal: Miss Revenge."
Rev...
Joe unliked my post. He was completely clueless and unsuspecting which meant...Galina. I had both right where I wanted them. Now it was time to apply pressure.
I proofread an email before sending it out.
To: management
From: vivian
Subject: Children
I want to be recognized as a good role model around the world. I love the charitable work that I did as Miss New York and promised to carry it on even after my reign. After my reign, I ended up here and therefore was unable to complete that duty. My humanitarian work was definitely the most important part of my job. I was also passionate about volunteer work, specifically aimed at interacting with children. While I know I'm a heel and heels aren't typically sent on these assignments, I would love to be considered next time WWE has something going on for kids in the town we visit.
Attached are a few pictures of me in action.
-Vivian.
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To: vivian
From: management
Subject: Re: Children
It's great that you've taken the initiative to contact us. We would love to put you out there in communities as you are not only well educated, articulate and engaging, but also have a wonderful sense of humor and a chemistry that makes for a great spokesperson for WWE. It just so happens that we have an event coming up Friday with Roman Reigns that we'll send you on. This will require you to be on location a few hours earlier than your usual call time.
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I was already on location when Joe arrived. I might be evil, but not child hating evil so I genuinely enjoyed interacting with them. Joe was good as well but of course he had 800 kids at home so that's a given. Afterwards, we huddled together with the kids to take a photo with the WWE media team.
"Now just the two of you," the photographer said.
"Okay," I replied, purposely leaving enough space for 2 people to fit in between us.
"Closer," he instructed. I inched over, still leaving a sizable gap. "Closer..."
"Here?" I ask, finally squeezing next to Joe, angling my body toward his.
"Perfect," he said, snapping the pic.
"You were really good today," Joe complimented as we made our way to the exit.
"Me? You! I thought it would be awkward since we're heel but they didn't even care," I replied as he held the door open.
