Luke: why is there a drumstick up michael's nose?
Ash: what? He pissed me off so I shoved it up his nose.
Calum: ...
Mikey: hahaha ashton can't drum.
Ash: do you want another drumstick up your nose?
Mikey: ... No.
Ash: then stfu.
Luke: I'm so done with this band.
Calum: I'm getting a drink. Does anyone want one?
Luke: water
Ash: SODA!
Mikey: same as Luke.
