A Hoerrific Dinner

Note: I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH. My weeby sisters..this is for you. It might suck but.. ill let you be the judge. I hope you all like it xD

Hawks clicks the glass with his fork, holding it in his hand as he stood up. "Ahem. Quiet down everyone.."

Shiggy crossed his arms as he leaned back. "This isn't a fucking wedding Keisha.."

Keigo rolled his eyes. "I know but its our first dinner as a giant family! Let's make a toast."

"A toast to what exactly?". Kai raised an eyebrow. "Again; why am I here with you people?". Alex sighed rubbing his back. "Be nice for an hour...please?"

"Good luck with that." Dabi mumbled as he picked up one of the menus.

"Whose stupid fucking idea was it to drag us ALL out here in the first place?" Bakugo asked as he crossed his arms.

Sam patted his head. "I think it was Suga, I'm not quite sure."

'It sure was me. I figured it'd be nice to go out once in awhile with each other." Suga says as he pulled a chair out for Cam.

"Yeah but in public? Bad idea." Stacy snorted.

Arri was already circling everything she wanted from the menu. "This one....oo...ooh...lord this one....umm..."

Kiri leaned over her shoulder. "Jesus woman, you sure you're gonna eat all that? Need some help?" He grinned.

"Okay soooo...does everyone know what they want or..." Cam asks as she flips through the menu.

Ania raised an eyebrow. "So...whose actually paying for this meal? Are we splitting this?"

Kuroo shrugged. "I say we give the entire bill to Kai. Isnt your organization rich or some shit. He's got it."

Kai's jaw dropped. "Funny of you to assume I actually have money like that...I don't spend on shit like this.."

Aizawa yawned and gave his kitten a small pat on the head. "I'll take care of this one. My treat. But if you all fuck this up, you're on your own."

Jess scratched her cheek. "I don't think we'll mess this up zawazawa..especially since we're in public. At least I hope.."

Bekah was scanning the menu as Tamaki leaned over to help her. "F..find anything...b..bunny?"

Yumi wiggled her eyebrows. "...The seafood section is on the back.."

Stacy burst into laughter as her head fell back. "Oof..looking for that Calamari goodness I see. You don't have to order to get that."

Bekah blushed heavily. "I HATE you both I swear..." She groaned but couldn't deny it was what she wanted.

"Weeeeell, I'm hungry, can we order now?" Suga groaned as he whistled for a waiter.
"I think most of us know what we want. Or we can order appetizers for now."

Shiggy picked up the menu but was completely unaware that it was upside down. Once the waiter came to the table, he cleared his throat. "I'd like to order us..3 whore doves my good sir."

Baffled, a few of the couples spat out their water confused but not as confused as the waiter. "Wh...whore doves?" The waiter asked.

Dabi smacked his face. "And just where the fuck do you see THAT on the menu?"

"It says it right here. Whore. Doves." Shiggy pointed. "Page 3 you burnt fuck."

"Bruh...that says hors d'oeuvre...." Stacy shook her head and snickered.

Keigo turned his head and looked around. "You guys see whore doves here? That is fucking sick!"

"Seriously what kind of restaurant is this?? I didn't even know they could be whores! DOVES too? They went from the lords birds to Satan strippers" Kuroo shook his head.