Impure Nuns

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No...no.. They can't be stolen.
"And I have heroically set out to find them but I sadly I fell asleep and got sidetracked." Somehow I doubt the heroic part. The Undertaker after being buried out of salt spoke.
" Well there is a church I have to make a deliver to. Rumored to have a book that purifies the unclean. Teehee!" The man giggles.
"Well let's go then!" Ciel exclaims.

* EPIC TIMESKIP* 
Well this wasn't what I was expecting. But hey I'm sure any girl would enjoy being stuffed in a coffin with a charming demon butler,a flirtatious Shinigami,and a mature 13 year old. We heard Undertakers voice which was the cue to go and hide in the bushes. We made it but I happened to get leaves in my hair. The man spoke.
"Come on in and also you 4 in the bushes." Well I did this for nothing.
"Who knew it was this easy to get into church." I heard Ciel mutter and I couldn't agree more. I started pulling leaves out of my hair unaware of one leaf on top of my head as I considered myself leaf free.
"Milady let me get that for you." Sebastian spoke picking the leaf from my hair.
"Thank you Sebastian." 
"It's nothing milady I'm just merely one hell of a butler." I smiled at his statement and then Grell cut in.
"Bassy help me get leaves out of my hair!" He squealed and I interrupted his moment.
"Grell you have nothing in your hair." He sent me a glare which I smirked at. I don't know why but I don't want Sebastian and Grell to be together it kills that warm emotion I get and replaces it with a disappointed dark mood. Weird.

We entered the church building to be encountered by three church children. Well they kinda focused more on Grell.
"Look it's an unclean one." The children 'ahhed' and 'oohed' as I snickered. Grell started ranted and hit the three on heads which resulted in them saying they needed to be cleansed and then they noticed me.
" Ooh pretty lady come get cleansed with us." Aww there so cute. But they started dragging me away but Grell came to my rescue with his rants which scared the children away. What were the rants you may ask. He was yelling on how he was unclean and that I was pretty which only increased my snickers. But little did the kids know that I'll never be pure I'm half demon Shinigami. It's unforgivable. Then a church nun made herself known.
"Sorry after your over a certain age your considered impure." 
"Well if I ever had children they would never call me unclean and would always wear red." Grell exclaimed making me shake my head at him which he didn't notice. Thank goodness. Sebastian then started 'interrogating' her. Which led the remaining 3 of us outside to hear the screams of 'making me impure' followed by pleasured moans. Gross.
"Where is she on the death list." Grell screamed sadly not finding her due any time soon. I shivered in disgust which made Grell stop his angry rants and cover my ears from the noise. Which I then covered Ciel's ears from the noise which he gladly accepted using his own hands to press my hands down harder. Poor kid and poor Grell he has to listen to this without earplugs.

(I KNOW CIEL IS OUT OF CHARACTER BUT I HAD TO. So...KAWAII!!!) 

After the the moans stopped. The nun explained what the book of doomsday was and that the only way to get close was to be a church boy. She disgusted me when she said 'The children's voices from the master priest's bedroom.'. Is this place actually pure.
Grell then tried to disguise himself as a church boy and doing ridiculous poses which resulting in me turning around and laughing.
"(y/n) what's so funny!" Grell whined.
" Put some actual clothes on." 
"Yes please we have to go see the book of doomsday for what it really is." Sebastian stated as the 3 males started walking ahead of me I was going to follow but I heard sounds of giggles come from behind me. I assumed it was the 3 children from before and I followed the voices to be sure. I wasn't to sure on why I was checking but I felt I had to. The voices ended in an erupt tone leaving me alone in a hallway I have no memory of being in. Well I thought I was alone. A flash of white feathers started falling around me as I felt myself being grabbed and carried off. The last thing I heard was a female voice.


 I got you.....
 

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