Beginning of my "tiktok career"

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You(let's call you...kalianne): ahhhhhhhhh
Charli(your bsf): OMG WHATTT!?!?!?
Kalianne: CHARLI DAMELIO DID YOU LEAVE YOUR PET SNAKE TO WANDER AROUND THE HOUSE?!?!?
Charli: uhhhhhh...no? Ok maybeeee...but this is the hype so there's always crazy shit going on, I mean we are a content house so what do you expect? 😂
Kalianne: whatever just don't don't let Tony see it, he hates reptiles...almost as much as he hates getting cancelled for sexting minors haha
Tony Lopez: HEY I HEARD YOU!!!
Kalianne: GOOD...tony lopey*i whisper to myself*
Tony: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?
Kalianne: uhhhh, nothing?
Tony: whatever, oh and tell Kouvr that if her cat keeps shitting in my bed I'll-

Kouvr walks in quietly to sneak up behind tony

Kouvr: you'll what?
Tony: uhhhhhhhhhhh BYE
Kouvr: thought so...bitch
Charli: y'all fight like children*she says sarcastically*
Kalianne: uhhh says the 16 year old
Charli: ok, ok I know I'm the youngest member of the house...it's 2020, shut your asses up.

Thomas(the hype house leader) walks in the living room...

Thomas: hey kalianne, can I talk to you for a sec?
Kalianne: ofc

Both of you walk outside to the houses giant fancy swimming pool

Thomas: so I got a dm from...Billie frickin Eilish dude
Kalianne: what? No your kidding!!! What's she say?
Thomas: so you know how you've been pursuing your music career for awhile now?
Kalianne: yes...?

You look at him frantically waiting for an answer

Thomas: well...she thought your music was great and she wants to collab on a song
Kalianne: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Wait- ...why'd she dm you?
Thomas: because she also knew that I'm the co founder of the hype house and she didn't know when you'd be free and I'm the only one who has your schedule for the next couple of weeks
Kalianne: AHHHH FUCKKKKK, I'M COLLABORATING WITH BILLIE FUCKING EILISH DUDEEE!!!!

You were so excited that you went inside and told all the hype house members everything, they were so happy for you and for your success and how far you've gotten.
Later on in the week you finally meet up with Billie Eilish...

Billie: hey beautiful *she says followed by a wink*
Kalianne: hi Billie *as I smile politely trying not to show that fact that I'm screaming inside*
Billie: so do you have any ideas on the song?
Kalianne: yeah, I was thinking we could write a song about being afraid to say goodbye to someone you love!
Billie: I love that idea*she says as she's getting closer to me while we're on the couch in the hype house, but...I kinda like it, I mean she has my celebrity crush since her album "don't smile at me" came out*
Kalianne: so uhh...where should we start? I mean I've never collaborated with anyone before. Let alone someone so sexy.

OMG DID I REALLY JUST SAY THAT? ugh I'm so stupid, a celeb like Billie could never like me.

Billie: damn I was gonna say the same thing
Kalianne: huh?
Billie: ugh this might sound so creepy but...I stalked your Instagram everyday, I've...fallen for your personality and how beautiful you are
Kalianne: but you have never met me until now
Billie: I know, but all the emotions and all of your personality traits that you put in your TikToks and music. I dunno you just...caught my heart I guess.
  
                         BILLIE'S POV
Did I really just confess my feelings for her? Ugh I'm sooo stupid, she probably doesn't even like me back.
You/Billie: I- omg I'm so srry, it was too soon it's ok if you don't feel the same.
Kalianne: no I do, I've liked you for a year now.
You/Billie: soooo does that mean I can take you out?
Kalianne: haha ofc baby- uhh I mean uhhh Billie, I'm so sorry.
You/Billie: no it's ok, you can call be whatever you want babygirl. But I prefer daddy.*say as I wink at her seductively*

                           KALIANNE'S POV

Did she just wink at me? And told me to call her daddy? And called me babygirl? FUCK YEAHHHH!!!
You: here*i pass my phone to her* make your contact
Billie: here*she passes me her phone as well* make yours too*she smiles as she's making her contact*

We exchanged numbers and she passes me back my phone I see that she herself "daddy" with an eggplant emoji and a water squirt emoji on her contact. I passed hers back and she saw that I named myself "babygirl" with a water squirt emoji. We both smiled at each other and laughed.
Billie: so I'll pick you up later? 8 o'clock?
You: yes bab- uhh Billi-
Billie: ah ah ah, my name is daddy*she says In all seriousness*
You: yes daddy*i giggle*

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