(Completed)Heroes Ice Age

Patrol? Don't Mind If We Do

Izuku and Izuru were excited to join the plumbers. They morphed into their Alien forms because it felt, natural, relaxing, cold and more comfortable. As they entered the building the temperature dropped by 5 degrees. The workers sighed in relief. They were underground and it  was as hot as Endeavour's fire. The two were currently wrapped with their wings. "Boys. Welcome to Plumber HQ. Here we have the IT department. Over their Weapons Specialists. Combat Specialists and Recon. You two will be our new Commanders of the 501st and Doom Platoons." He said pointing to the army under the balcony. Clones?

"Sir, are they clones?" Asked Izuru. "Yes. Last of the clone troopers we created. More are being developed and are on standby.

Izuku and Izuru phased through the floor and approached the clones. "Company! Attention!" Said the Trooper on blue to his half. The other said the same for his half. The clones followed with precise motion and efficiency.

"Return for our resources the Kaminoans gave us an army." Pentecost noted. "Name, Rank, Serial Number." Izuku said slowly. His hoarse voice almost scared the troopers. "First Captain Rex, Ct-7567." "Second Captain Doom, Ct-1139." They said.

"Alright boys. Choose your captains. Choose wisely. Oh and I advise using your middle names for identification. Makes life easier." Pentecost ordered. "You go first then, Frigidous." Izuku said tapping his shoulder. "If you insist. I choose Doom then." He said. The platoon echoed with a, "Sir Yes Sir!"

"I guess that means I'm with you Rex." Izuku said. "Sir Yes Sir." The platoons confirmed. "I could get use to this." Izuku whispered.

"Commander Per, if may. Why are we letting teenagers command our Multi million dollar army?" Asked a subordinate. "Because they aren't normal teens. They are children of Klymyys. They have more power than the average hero can dream to obtain." "Sir I strongly believe that they aren't that extraordinary. Sir I think I should lead the army." He said.

"Watch your tone Plumber." Pentecost said glaring. Suddenly Izuku was behind him. "Oh really? I may be 17 but I am smarter than you, stronger than you and more skilled than you. Don't get cocky." He whispered. That voice of his causes nightmares.

"Show some respect punk! You wanna go?" Asked the Plumber. "If you want. Don't cry when I freeze you solid." Izuku chuckled. Mei ran to the control room. "Sukera challenged Big Chill!" She shouted. Everyone stop. Then suddenly everyone was running to see the fight.

Izuku stayed in his cloaked wings. "Ready to lose punk?" Asked Sukera. Izuku tilted his head.

"3...2...1.... fight!" Pentecost announced.

Sukera ran to Izuku and punched him in the gut. Not like it did anything. Sukera flurried him with kicks and punches. Izuku didn't move.

"Your making get bored." He whispered. He went intangible and Sukera fell to the floor. "W-WHAT. Where are you?" He shouted.

"I am right..... here." Izuku said as he reformed behind him.

Sukera used his quirk to launch metal from his skin.

"He's dead." Izuru said. "Why?" Asked Pentecost. "Do you know what we eat?" "No." "Metal."

Izuku simply opened his mouth and chomped. Dinner and a show. "Mmm. That's good. What is that? Tungsten carbide? Yum." He asked.

Sukera retreated in fear. Izuku remained cloaked and walked slowly to him. "Why are you running? I don't bite." Izuku cooed. "G-get away you freak!" He shouted. "You need to chill out!" Izuku joked. Nice pun. He breathed in and froze him.

"Winner! Mr. Glaciumis." Pentecost announced. "Anyone else wishes to challenge my authority? Anyone? Good." He said. Izuru flew to him with Mei and Melissa . "Why did you toy with him?" "It was fun. Plus I got lunch." He joked.

"Ugh. Men!" Melissa said facepalming. "Don't test me woman." Izuku said slowly. "Your so inefficient. You could've taken him down in two seconds." She argued. "What's the fun in that?" "Its not a matter of fun, it's life and death you idiot." "Life and death my ass." He mumbled. "Run that back?!" She questioned. "Nothing. Can't bother with the nagging." "I nag because I care!" She shouted. "Yeah but just don't worry. I'm not dying anytime soon." "What's that supposed to mean huh?"

The troops just watch the back and forth. With each comment their heads turn to the one who said it.

"Goddamn it woman what is wrong with you?" He said morphing into a human. "You can't just see each fight as a game!" "I don't. I just knew that I could beat him so I decided to humiliate him to make a point!" "Men!" She cried out storming off. Izuku grabbed her hand and pulled her close. "Can't stay mad forever Moonshine." He whispered. "I know." She said kissing his cheek. "And that my friend is how you get a girl to forgive you." Izuku charmed. "Noted." Izuru said.

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Posted 10/15/2020

Last chapter lol.