Batman Returns!

Batman's prologue.

"Robin! get over here now!" yelled batman. "Today I will teach you to become a man."

"Okay, so what do I do?" asked robin.

"Get dressed, and get out of bed."

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"Wait a minute. I accidentally went two far, that was when I babysat robin. we need to get to when Dick became robin. one minute guys."

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"robin! get over here now. today is the day I show you the ropes of being a superhero. first, we shall find you a suit, and then-"

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"This is still too early, besides, robin went into the bat-cave without me knowing. so please just get to the part when robin and I fight the joker. and don't start with me talking, it's getting annoying."

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Robin stared out the window watching Batman leave for his nightly duty, but without him. robin was stuck at home doing homework, chores, and Batman had to hide his need for speed game. robin wanted to do something so he carefully snuck past Alfred's room. he went to the bookshelf and wait- this was new york's mansion. he had to do a dance move? and of all the horror why did Batman install subwoofers with no headphone plug spot. robin did the dance move so quickly it made an error. the music shut down as well as the scanners.

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"Remember how I said bane destroyed our mansion? well, he also destroyed the Arkham asylum. so the prison in which hardly Quinn worked at is now in my Batcave! so now instead of trying to keep this cave a secret from villans I have to try to keep it a secret from the people that the villans might tell to torture me. so just gonna tell ya's that because it will come into my story soon, like right after this."

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the cave door opened and Robin came in. batgirl was there. "uh, why are you here?"

"I was playin' the lego bat-man game on my ps3 until the whole house got shut down."

suddenly there was a terrifying laugh and dozens of footsteps coming up the stairs. "looks like the old Batsy had to leave the party and leave the children here. get em' boys! and uh, girls." said the joker with his gun aimed at robin. "Look out!" hollered batgirl slamming robin out of his way. BANG! the joke pulled the trigger. "didn't the old bat ever tell ya's about my toy? well, then I will. when I pull the trigger the first time a flag comes out. when I do it the second time-" robin got batgirl out of the way just in time as the small sharp metal post pierced his leg tasering him even more electrifying than the commissioners gun when he missed scarecrow and shot robin. Robin watched in horror as the killer croc took batgirl and thrown her out the window. pain or not robin built so much rage inside he got up and ran to the widow but tripped as the riddler tripped him. he took the riddler and took him downstairs, "if she is dead you're dead, if she lives you're gonna be tortured. as he went to the door he nearly stumbled on the body of Batgirl. he got down and checked her pulse, there was none. she wasn't breathing. he then took the riddler and before getting the chance batman soared through the air and the flash running behind him. the three battled the villains the whole night. the next morning robin was gone.

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"wrong. I was having a bubble bath that morning and when I finished robin was there with my Bat-taser and shot me, "don't stop me." he said. then he left."

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robin sent no letters or anything to Batman but Batman had somewhat of an idea where he was. "he might be at the Nasa headquarters Batman," said the flash. "I'll make sure to check it out.

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"I thought I said that. alright then give one percent of my credit to the flash even though he does not deserve it."

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"Alright then let's go!" batman hopped into the Batmobile and flash ran beside him. batman did a drift on the turn but spun out and crashed into the flash. "you okay flash? it's been about two days since I drifted so I might be a bit rusty. but before bat-man could look down at the flash the flash was gone. batman suddenly felt alone. but as fast as the flash left, that fast he came back. the flash had Robin on his shoulders. but when the flash set robin down on his back, robin pushed himself up with his arms and delivered a fast hard kick at the flashes jaw. batman pounced to pin robin down but robin lowered his leg and stopped him. flash quickly took robin and did a backflip to stun him then ran towards a building. robin did have a gun and shot flash in the leg. then fired fast at batman but then he ran out of bullets and batman slammed into robin pushing him through the wall. robin got mad and took his gun and threw it at batman and as batman clutched his hit arm robin then jumped and kicked batman in the face and saw a fast red line of the flash. flash circled robin. but just as the flash was about to make the circle smaller around robin, robin jumped high and pounded the flash down. the Batmobile was nearby and he went towards it he tried to get in it but he didn't know the twenty-fifth password of the eighty-eight passwords. he typed a password in, only one batman would use,

: HideNFSfromAbirDnamedRobin

but as he pressed the okay button the car exploded.

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"I knew I can't trust boys that call themselves a bird. and the Batmobile now is way better than that batmobile. but I'll tell you about it later because I feel generous. Because you are all my fans, right?