How to be a communist ft. a family roadtrip

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(not family friendly)

The cast of the odd chapters hosts a virtual ted talk on communism in the odd chat while the cast of the even plot talks to god and learns about their canon counterparts in the even chat.

 This is all about jorge joestar so ur IQ will go up like 100 points if u can understand this 😼

For those who don't know (most of you), the jorge joestar novel has two different plotlines: one for the even chapters, and one for the odd chapters.

The odd chapters star Jorge AKA George Joestar II as he grows up, falls in love with Lisa Lisa, and becomes a pilot. There are no Stands, but there is Hamon, Wounds,  Mass Hysteria, and Beyond.

The even chapters star Jorge AKA Joji Joestar as he solves mysteries and eventually goes to space, comes back, and has a boss fight. This is the more important plot and it features Stands, Wounds, Bounds, Beyond, Mass Hysteria, etc. In this plot a lot of old characters come back or have counterparts. The universe has been reset 36 times already in this plot.

There's also some guy named Kato Tsukumojuku that can travel between the two plotlines. 

It's written and illustrated by Otaro Maijo with a cover drawn by Horihiko Araki. Because it's not written by Araki himself most of us jjba fans don't consider it canon.


I am including the minor character's last names so you can look them up if you want on  https://jojowiki.com/JoJo_Wiki

The odd chat (Boring gang) {9 members}

Names:

Lisa Lisa- Stalin

Jorge/George- Bruh moment

Tsukumojuku- Former detective

Erina- F in the chat

Straizo- token straight guy

Penelope de la rosa- Sapphic

Jim Graham- Jim from the Office

John Moore Brabazon- politics major

Steven, Kenton and Darling Motorize- the Jetsons 

Let's go!


Bruh moment: What's up everyone

Former detective: Moping around hbu

F in the chat: Me and Lisa decided to take economics class and have realized the evil that is capitalism needs to be eliminated 

Sapphic: period 🙄

politics major: Can I play Devil's advocate here?

Stalin: not if you want to stay in this chat

Jim from the Office: Ooh, roasted

Bruh moment: Your memes are dead 

Sapphic: yeah stfu Jim

Former detective: So are we going to learn about bad economic systems or not

F in the chat: Fear not, Tsukumojuku, we have prepared a presentation all about the thing we should be replacing capitalism with

politics major: Do you mean socialism?

Stalin: No dipshit we mean communism

token straight guy: Be nice, Lisa.

the Jetsons: Yeah be a buddy not a bully

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