Chapter 1

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@goldenboi
Hey

@applelover
Potter? Why are you messaging me?

@goldenboi
Oh sorry, I'm not sure who you are. Ron and Hermione changed all my
contact names. Are you someone I wouldn't normally text?

@applelover
Not usually, no. What is my contact then?

@goldenboi
applelover. Should I know what that means? I feel like I should know
what that means.

@applelover
That's odd. I don't love apples that much, and to be completely honest, you're oblivious as hell. So no, you probably wouldn't know what it means.

@goldenboi
Well that's rude. I'm guessing you don't like me very much.

@goldenboi
Are you a Slytherin?

@applelover
Spot on. But I know plenty of people who aren't Slytherin who dislike you and although I am a Slytherin, I don't
dislike you. I know other Slytherins who don't either.

@goldenboi
Oh yeah? Name one person who isn't in Slytherin who hates me.

@applelover
That Zacharias Smith bloke doesn't like you very much.

@goldenboi
Good point. What about a Slytherin who doesn't hate me?

@goldenboi
I bet there isn't one.

@applelover
You're just trying to figure out who I am. But too bad for you, I'm not telling.

@applelover
Your question's easy by the way. Draco Malfoy.

@goldenboi
That's utter bullocks! Malfoy hates me :(

@goldenboi changed @applelover's username to @manofsnakes

@goldenboi
I forgot to ask, are you a guy? I know you're in the special eighth year classes too, I only have eighth year Slytherin's contacts.

@manofsnakes
Yes and yes. Also I don't hate you. Why would it even upset you if I did?

@goldenboi
You? I was talking about Malfoy.

@manofsnakes
Oh, oops, it was auto-correct.

@goldenboi
Oh ok. If I tell you why I care, promise not to tell anyone? Especially not Malfoy!

@manofsnakes
Promise.

@goldenboi
Ok...

@goldenboi
I er- I really like him. Draco, I mean.

@goldenboi
I have since first year tbh. But he hates me so that's great.

@manofsnakes
...

@goldenboi
Please don't tell him, I don't know what I would do if he found out.

@manofsnakes
Your secret's safe with me. Anyways I have potions now... Bye.

@goldenboi
Bye.

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