Furry Shit, Stories, and Cookies

T a k e t h i s

Hi. This chapter is brought to you by 'Take my love whore!' and 'No u!' the furry fandoms favorite thing.  Anyway, I was bored so have some fluff you wonderful creature.

Characters:

Oh right, before we get into the fluff. Characters are needed. 

1. Cooper, a corgi/shark hybrid (Cark? Shorgi? I like Shorgi). Basically a corgi but with a shark tail and a little bit more teeth. His back is black and his front is white, he has light blue speckles down the center of his back. He has heterochromia, one eye(right)  is ocean blue and the other (left) is rust brown. P.S he doesn't talk much.

2. Raku, a black raccoon with a white mask and markings, an invert raccoon basically but instead of gray, white. His eyes are brown. he's the type to ask for coffee as black as his soul and receive a glass of M A L K. 

Yes, I just made these characters up as I wrote. Thank you for noticing. 

Now, we get into fluff- ah crap. My last braincell says we need a setting. UH APARTMENT. FLUFF TIME!

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Cooper was sitting on the couch, watching the 5th disney movie that day when he heard the door open.

"I'm here and I have presents!" Raku shouted as he entered the room. 

Cooper jumped up and wagged his tail, knocking over his yogurt melts, good thing they weren't melted. Ignoring the solid yogurt mess he hugged and almost knocked Raku over. 

"Hey, be careful I could've dropped the presents." He was holding two bags in his hands. 

Cooper reached out and peeked in the bags, he couldn't see much because Raku moved the bag out of his reach. 

(okay sorry to bother you when you are having happy fluff reading but uh, I just wanna say... don't you dare attack me for making a corgi based animal shorter than a raccoon. Just shush. Also if I ever get any crap about interspecies couples and stuff than I will come over there and beat you in the head with the 'shut up hoe' baseball bat.)

Raku lead Cooper over to the couch, stepping over the yogurt melts and setting the bags on the table in front of the couch. They both sat down and Raku handed a bag over to Cooper. The shorgi happily opened the bag and looked down at the items in the bag. He lifted up one of them from the bag and hugged the soft sushi plush. 

"I'm naming him Jerry," Cooper smiled at Raku. "And all the rest will be the Jerrylings."

The first bag was just filled with a big sushi plush and a bunch of tiny ones. Raku chuckled and handed Cooper the other bag. Cooper opened this bag and smiled at the tiny bows and flowers for the sushi plushies to wear. He set the bag down and tackle hugged Raku, again. He nuzzled Raku's fur. 

"Sorry Cooper," Raku sat up "we need to clean your mess first." He pointed towards the yogurt melts. 

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And end. 

I tried so hard not to write cheese throughout the entire thing. You have no idea. But alas, no sergals in this story. 

Oh and also if you were wondering, I do roleplay in my dms. Only as my main sona though. Asked literally by no one