Jalbert || OneShots Book

Prostate Exam

(This was originated from a Jalbert Smut Shot book by BigPapiJhon, and hopefully, they don't mind me remaking it. But I loved the chapter they made in their book, and I want to remake it, but maybe longer than theirs were? I don't know, we'll see when I finish this.)

Albert groaned in stress as he set down his phone on the arm of his couch, the man scratching anxiously at the back of his head. He really didn't want to go through with this today, but he knew if he didn't, he would never know if he had cancer... So, he'd just have to deal with what was to come today and not be a big baby about it. The light-haired brunette tried countless times to reassure himself that every man did it eventually, and he's read many reviews that claimed that it wasn't that bad, but still, he held fear and anxiety close out of habit.

Today, Albert was going to go to the doctors office and finally get a prostate exam. The only reason he was doing this though was because all of his guy friends were joking about it, and as they talked more about it, he became even more worried about the consequences of him not going to the doctor. So, he set up an appointment before he could pussy out and choose not to, so here he was; sitting on the couch, knowing that he'd have to leave soon, but went back and forth in his mind pondering if he should actually attend the appointment.

"Gah, c'mon, Albert! Stop being a fucking crybaby... I have to know that I don't have anything related to cancer..."

The pale 23 year old assured himself as he pushed off of the sofa, he already had pretty much all of his things ready, so he shoved his phone into his back pocket and patted the rest of them to account for all of his necessities; and soon, he remembered it was fucking cold outside. The man sighed with a mental roll of his eyes before looking around his living room, he swore he had a jacket around here somewhere, but he didn't exactly remember where he'd put it.

The light-haired brunette ended up taking about 10 minutes to try and find his zip up jacket, but soon gave up, knowing that he'd have to leave soon, or he'd be late. So, Albert settled with one of his own hoodies he'd made as merch, shutting off any lights that were on before exiting his home, but not without locking his front door. God, today is going to be a literal nightmare...

~Time Skip~

The grown man now sat in his car in the parking lot of the walk-in-clinic, anyone who were to look at him could tell he was nervous and regretting life at that very moment. He really shouldn't be this afraid of an exam, but seriously, he absolutely did not want anything entering his ass, it sounded frightening and painful; and he'd give anything to be blessed with the inability to get prostate cancer so he wouldn't have to experience this.

But sadly, there is nothing that can stop that from happening so, he's forced to live in the real world and act like a man; although, he doesn't really act like a man in his day to day life anyways... But today, he had to. The shorter than average guy took one more deep breath before shoving his car door open with courage, this would be quick, he reminded himself. Quick and painless! They'll tell him he doesn't have prostate cancer, and he can leave! That's all there is to it.

Soon, he gently pushed the door open to the clinic and peeked in. Surprisingly, there wasn't as many people as he thought there would be, there were a few couples, some teenagers, and even some elderly people, but thankfully, the entire place wasn't filled up. Albert entered the building and was almost completely relaxed at the warmth that suddenly hit him in the face, it was a nice feeling, but he was yet again reminded of why he was here and became nervous once again.

"Hello? How can I help you, sir?"

The lady at the counter across the room asked loudly, snapping him out of his anxious state and reminding him that he had to check in with her first. So, his feet moved him to the front desk, although his mind was in a way different place at that moment, but he forced himself to speak anyways.