Congratulations guys, you actually stuck around to read this. I'm lowkey kind of surprised... moving on. This is me and my crazy best friend living up to our godly heritage while in school and confusing everyone. Hope you enjoy!
Me: Sky, why in my father's name did Chiron come up to me after Capture the Flag this weekend to ask why every single stapler is missing from the Big House? I know it was either you or Jason.
Sky: Uh... *nervous* no reason? None? It was probably the Stolls. Or Jason. I had nothing to do with it at all.
Me: *Giving her my skeptical tell me or you die look* Mhm-hmm.
Sky: Fine. I took them- but Travis and Connor helped. What did you tell him?
Me: *Sighing* I thought so. And I told him that he'd better go look in cabins 1 and 11 and that it was either you, your brother, the Stolls, or a team effort.
Sky: Ugh, you know me too well.
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Sky: You know you aren't very scary
Me: Psh, I'm terrifying.
Sky: Suuuure.
Me: I've walked through the darkest pit of the universe! I am the embodiment of death! I am the princess of the underworld! I'm EXTREMELY terrifying!
Sky: Mhm-hmm. I'm the Princess of the Universe, the daughter of Chaos, the ruler of all! You don't scare me!
Me: *pouting*
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Sky: Why the Hades is 'I AM DEATH! FEAR ME, SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!' written on my google docs?
Me: *shrugs innocently*
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*In the lunch line*
Sky: Cici oh my gods!!!
Me: Yeah?
Sky: They have BLUE APPLESAUCE!!!
Me: 🥰😝😘😁😀😃😄😊😍🤩🤗
Sky: 😄😀😃😁🤗😝😂🥰😍🤩😘
Our Friend Natty: You two are weird.
Us: We know.
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Sky: Someone's going to be dead by the end of the day.
Me: Sorry, I can't help- I'm on probation from killing people. *Five seconds later.* Wait, why do you want to kill somebody?
Sky: *Insert name of idiot boy in our class* spooked me and made me drop my vinegar egg from biology on the table and it exploded and I had to clean it up.
Me: That sucks. *Also me* He's just a mortal though, ignore him.
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*In the hall*
Me: I think you're right- Tre would be a child of Hecate.
Sky: And Natty would be Aphrodite?
Me: You bet.
Sky: Oh my gods!
Me: What?
Sky: They look like Beckendorf and Selena!
Me: 😭😭😭
Sky: 😭😭😭😭
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Guy That Annoys Me: *Insert bad word*
Guy That Annoys Me: *Insults my father, Hades*
Guy That Annoys Me: *Calls me short*
Me: Can I kill him?
Sky: Absolutely not. Nico said no killing people today, remember.
Me: Aww. Not even a little bit?
Sky: N. O. NO.
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That's all for right now, I'll post part 2 tomorrow at some point!
-Cici
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