(Kakashi x Reader )

Unfortunate Events

Third Person POV
As Y/N finished her day at work, she was exhausted. All she wanted to do was lay down and sleep for eternity. She rolled her eyes as she remembered she had to do a bit of extra studying when she got home.

Y/N said goodbye to Teuchi and Ayame, as they closed down the shop. She grabbed her black jacket, as she walked towards her apartment. Her place was only about a ten minute walk. The streetlights lit up the sidewalk, making the village look less scary and intimidating. She yawned, as she turned the corner. Y/N wasn't in the least bit prepared for what was waiting for her on the other side.

A buff man grabbed Y/N by her waist, and held it up against his body, holding a kunai knife to her neck. UGHHH IM TOO FUCKING TIRED FOR THIS SHIT. She thought to herself, agitated.

"W-What the hell do you want?" She questioned, trying to speak through the pain of the kunai being pressed against her throat.

"Itachi Uchiha. Where is he?" HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?? Literally all I know is that he's Sasukes brother, who joined the Akatsuki or some shit like that.

"I-I-I don't know. He's an Akatsuki, and I don't know where they hide out. Now please let me-" I was interrupted as another huge guy stood in front of me. Suddenly, he slapped me as hard as he could. That's it. I kicked the guy behind me in his groin, as he fell to his knees. I was about to attack the other guy, as he picked me up by my hips. I was kicking, and squirming is his grasp, but nothing seemed to work.

"For fucks sake, I don't know anything! Let me go!" I screamed out. Then, he wrapped a huge sack over my head, and put pressure around my neck. Before I could even think, I was choking. I was squirming as much as I could, but nothing worked. She then thought to herself: Is this really how I go? As a worker at a ramen place who was strangled to death on her way back to her shitty apartment?

Y/N eventually felt her eyes roll back, as she fell unconscious.

Kakashi's POV
I dropped each of my students off to their homes individually, making sure they got home safe. It may not seem like it, but Konoha is extremely dangerous at night. Anything, and I mean anything, can happen. It started to get dark, so I went home myself. It was a pretty far walk, so I grabbed my book from my vest pocket. I started reading it in my way home, still cautious of anything dangerous that could be roaming the streets at any moment. Just to be safe, I activated my sharigan, just incase anyone were to attack me. I may sound silly being this cautious in my own village, but there's been many times I've been attacked at night, so it's better to be safe then sorry, right? As I continued to read, I heard a familiar voice echo from a few streets down.

"For fucks safe, I don't know anything! Let me go!" Was all he heard. Shit. That sounds like Y/N's voice! He then ran to the area he heard the screaming from. As he tried to locate the area, he finally heard the voices start to get louder. That's when he saw Y/N being strangled by a large guy, dressed in all black. Without thinking, I charged at him with a kunai. Typically, I never get into fights without thinking, because you never know how strong they could be, but something told me to attack right away. I shoved my kunai in the middle of his hand, as he looked back at me with a look of rage. He dropped Y/N to the ground, and clenched his teeth.

"YOURE GONNA PAY!" He swung a punch at me, which I avoided. Idiot. I then looked to my side, to see another guy that looked just like this one.

"The more, the merrier." I called out, while I dodged every single one of their attacks. I jumped up to a high building, watching them from up top. I didn't plan to stay for long, I just needed to distract them. They looked for me, scanning the area, whilst I hid in the shadows at the top of whatever building I was on. I then made two shadow clones, to attack them from afar, while I started up my Chidori.

I sent my clones to tackle them from above. My clones held the two men, so that their heads were against one another's, so it was easier to hit them both with one attack. It's kinda like that saying, 'Kill two birds with one stone.' Ugh, what am I thinking? I need to hurry the fuck up!!!

I then jumped off the building, and hit them both my my Chidori. After doing so successfully, they were both unconscious. Dumb fucks. I thought to myself. I turned to Y/N, and lifted the sack off of her head. She was extremely pale, and unconscious. I decided to take her to my house like a decent human being, and wait for her to wake up, so she doesn't freak out being alone. I picked her up, and put her over my shoulder, as I quickly made my way back to my own house.

I love this town, but at the same time I really fucking hate it. I thought to myself, thinking of all the dangerous intruders that roam Konoha. It sucks, but there's nothing that can be done. No matter what we do, intruders always find a way in. But, if they mess with anyone important to me, they'll lose their worthless fucking lives within seconds. Jeez Kakashi, violent much? I thought, calling myself out at my dark thoughts. I eventually made it home, thankfully in one piece.

I layed Y/N down on my couch, as I peacefully waited for her to wake up. It was pretty late, so I got into bed, and quickly drifted off to sleep.